《Ebay [In The Style Of ”Weird” Al Yankovic](Karaoke Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ebay [In The Style Of "Weird" Al Yankovic

[00:00:05] Yeah a used pink bathrobe

[00:00:13] A rare mint snow globe

[00:00:18] A Smurf TV tray

[00:00:24] I bought on E-Bay

[00:00:28] My house is filled with this crap

[00:00:35] Shows up in bubble wrap

[00:00:39] Most every day

[00:00:42] What I bought on E-Bay

[00:00:47] Tell me why I need another pet rock

[00:00:51] Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock

[00:00:57] Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee

[00:01:01] They had it on E-Bay

[00:01:06] I'll buy your knick-knack

[00:01:10] Just check my feedback

[00:01:15] "A plus plus" they all say

[00:01:20] They love me on E-Bay

[00:01:24] Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag

[00:01:28] Gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag

[00:01:34] From some guy I've never met in Norway

[00:01:39] Found him on E-Bay

[00:01:44] I am the type who is liable to snipe you

[00:01:49] With two seconds left to go whoa

[00:01:53] Got Paypal or Visa whatever'll please

[00:01:58] As long as I've got the dough

[00:02:02] I'll buy your Tchotchkes

[00:02:07] Sell me your watch please

[00:02:11] I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy

[00:02:20] I'm highest bidder now

[00:02:24] Junk keeps arriving in the mail

[00:02:26] From that worldwide garage sale

[00:02:30] Hey A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray

[00:02:35] Oh yeah bought it on E-Bay

[00:02:40] Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox

[00:02:44] Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks

[00:02:50] Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr Dre

[00:02:54] Found it on E-Bay

[00:02:59] Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster

[00:03:05] Pez dispensers and a toaster

[00:03:09] Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away

[00:03:14] I'll buy on E-Bay

[00:03:18] What I bought on E-Bay