《Old Maid》歌词

[00:02:14] 作词 : Jape Richardson

[00:02:14] 作曲 : Jape Richardson

[00:02:14] Well, I'll tell you a story of a burglar man

[00:02:14] He-a went to rob a house, huh

[00:02:14] He raised up the window and in he crept

[00:02:14] Just as softly as a mouse, huh

[00:02:14] A-thinkin' of the money he was goin' to rob-a

[00:02:14] As under the bed he lay-a

[00:02:14] That cat sure saw a sight that night

[00:02:14] That made his hair turn gray

[00:02:14] Heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[00:02:14] About nine o'clock, an old maid came in-a

[00:02:14] Ha, "I'm awfully tired", she said, heh-heh

[00:02:14] Thinkin' that everything was alright

[00:02:14] She forgot to look under the bed-a

[00:02:14] A-well, she pulled out her teeth, her big glass eye

[00:02:14] The hair right off of her head, huh

[00:02:14] That chick was comin' all apart, heh-ha-ha

[00:02:14] The burglar had 'bout nineteen fits

[00:02:14] And he came from under the bed-a

[00:02:14] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[00:02:14] What a mess

[00:02:14] Well-a, from under the bed-a, the burglar came-a

[00:02:14] He was a total wreck-a

[00:02:14] The old maid, she didn't holler at all

[00:02:14] She just grabbed him 'round the neck

[00:02:14] And from her drawer, a revolver she drew-a

[00:02:14] To the burglar man, she said-a

[00:02:14] "Young man, if you don't kiss me now

[00:02:14] I'll blow off the top of your head", ah-ha-ha-ha

[00:02:14] A-well, he looked at her teeth-a, her big glass eye

[00:02:14] He had no place to scoot-a

[00:02:14] He said to the old lady standin' there

[00:02:14] "Woman, for the Lord's sake-a

[00:02:14] Woman, for the Lord's sake

[00:02:14] Woman, go ahead and shoot"