《Pencil Thin Moustache》歌词

[00:00:08] Now they make new movies

[00:00:10] In old black and white

[00:00:13] With happy endings where nobody fights

[00:00:16] So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage

[00:00:19] Honey jump right up and show your age

[00:00:26] I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

[00:00:31] The "Boston Blackie" kind

[00:00:34] A two toned Ricky Ricardo jacket

[00:00:37] And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

[00:00:42] I remember bein' buck-toothed and skinny

[00:00:46] Writin' fan letters to Sky's niece Penny

[00:00:49] Oh I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

[00:00:53] Then I could solve some mysteries too

[00:00:57] Then it's Bandstand Disneyland growin' up fast

[00:01:01] Drinkin' on a fake I D

[00:01:04] Yeah and Rama of the

[00:01:06] Jungle was everyone's Bawana

[00:01:09] But only jazz musicians were smokin' m*******a

[00:01:12] Yeah I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

[00:01:16] Then I could solve some mysteries too

[00:01:35] Then it's flat top dirty bob coppin' a feel

[00:01:39] Grubbin' on the livin' room floor (so sore)

[00:01:43] Yeah they send you off to college

[00:01:45] Try to gain a little knowledge

[00:01:47] But all you want to do is learn how to score

[00:01:50] Yeah but now I'm gettin' old don't wear underwear

[00:01:54] I don't go to church and I don't cut my hair

[00:01:59] But I can go to movies and see it all there

[00:02:02] Just the way that it used to be

[00:02:06] That's why I wish I had a pencil thin mustache

[00:02:10] The "Boston Blackie" kind

[00:02:14] A two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket

[00:02:17] And an autographed picture of Andy Devine

[00:02:21] Oh I could be anyone I wanted to be

[00:02:25] Maybe suave Errol Flynn or the Sheik of Araby

[00:02:29] If I only had a pencil thin mustache

[00:02:33] Then I could do some cruisin' too

[00:02:37] Yeah Bryl-cream a little dab'll do yah

[00:02:40] Oh I could do some cruisin' too