《The Last Will And Testament Of Jake Thackray》歌词

[00:00:00] The Last Will And Testament Of Jake Thackray - Jake Thackray

[00:00:14] I the under mentioned by this document

[00:00:19] Do declare my true intentions my last

[00:00:23] Will my testament

[00:00:25] When I turn up my toes when I rattle

[00:00:27] My clack when I agonise

[00:00:30] I want no great wet weepings no tearing

[00:00:32] Of hair no wringing of hands

[00:00:35] No sighs no lack a days no woe is me's

[00:00:38] And none of your sad adieus

[00:00:41] Go go go and get the priest and

[00:00:43] Then go get the booze boys

[00:00:49] Death where is thy victory grave

[00:00:54] Where is thy sting

[00:00:55] When I snuff it bury me quickly

[00:00:59] Then let carousels begin

[00:01:01] But not a do with a few ham sandwiches

[00:01:03] A sausage roll or two and

[00:01:05] A small port wine please

[00:01:07] Roll the carpet right back get cracking

[00:01:09] With your old gay gordons

[00:01:11] And your knees up shake it up live it up

[00:01:13] Sup it up hell of a kind of a time

[00:01:17] And if the coppers come around well

[00:01:19] Tell them the party's mine boys

[00:01:26] Let best beef be eaten fill every empty glass

[00:01:32] Let no breast be beaten let no tooth be gnashed

[00:01:38] Don't bother with a fancy tombstone or a big deal

[00:01:41] Angel or a little copper flower pot

[00:01:43] Grow a dog rose in my eyes or a pussy willow

[00:01:47] But no forget me nots

[00:01:49] No epitaphs no keepsakes you can

[00:01:51] Let my memory slip

[00:01:54] You can say a prayer or two for me soul

[00:01:57] Then but make it quick boys

[00:02:03] Lady if your bosom is heaving don't waste

[00:02:08] Your bosom on me

[00:02:10] Let it heave for a man who's breathing

[00:02:13] A man who can feel a man who can see

[00:02:16] And to my cronies you can read my books

[00:02:18] You can drive around in my motor car

[00:02:21] And you can fish your trout

[00:02:23] With my fly and tackle

[00:02:24] You can play on my guitar

[00:02:27] And sing my songs wear my shirts

[00:02:29] You can even settle my debts

[00:02:32] You can kiss my little missus if

[00:02:34] She's willing then but no regrets boys

[00:02:41] Your rosebuds are numbered

[00:02:44] Gather them now for rosebuds' sake

[00:02:47] And if your hands aren't too encumbered

[00:02:52] Gather a bud or two for Jake