《The Ladies Who Lunch》歌词

[00:00:11] Here's to the ladies who lunch

[00:00:15] Everybody laugh.

[00:00:21] Lounging in their caftans

[00:00:23] And planning a brunch

[00:00:26] On their own behalf.

[00:00:33] Off to the gym,

[00:00:36] Then to a fitting,

[00:00:38] Claiming they're fat.

[00:00:43] And looking grim,

[00:00:45] 'Cause they've been sitting

[00:00:47] Choosing a hat.

[00:00:53] Does anyone still wear a hat?

[00:00:59] I'll drink to that.

[00:01:04] And here's to the girls who play smart

[00:01:06] Aren't they a gas?

[00:01:10] Rushing to their classes

[00:01:12] In optical art,

[00:01:14] Wishing it would pass.

[00:01:19] Another long exhausting day,

[00:01:22] Another thousand dollars,

[00:01:26] A matinee, a Pinter play,

[00:01:30] Perhaps a piece of Mahler's.

[00:01:32] I'll drink to that.

[00:01:37] And one for Mahler!

[00:01:38] And here's to the girls who play wife

[00:01:43] Aren't they too much?

[00:01:47] Keeping house but clutching

[00:01:49] A copy of Life,

[00:01:51] Just to keep in touch.

[00:01:55] The ones who follow the rules,

[00:01:59] And meet themselves at the schools,

[00:02:02] Too busy to know that they're fools.

[00:02:05] Aren't they a gem?

[00:02:09] I'll drink to them!

[00:02:12] Let's all drink to them!

[00:02:23] And here's to the girls who just watch

[00:02:26] Aren't they the best?

[00:02:30] When they get depressed,

[00:02:31] It's a bottle of Scotch,

[00:02:34] Plus a little jest.

[00:02:38] Another chance to disapprove,

[00:02:42] Another brilliant zinger,

[00:02:46] Another reason not to move,

[00:02:49] Another vodka stinger.

[00:02:52] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[00:02:52] I'll drink to that.

[00:03:00] So here's to the girls on the go

[00:03:03] Everybody tries.

[00:03:07] Look into their eyes,

[00:03:08] And you'll see what they know:

[00:03:10] Everybody dies.

[00:03:15] A toast to that invincible bunch,

[00:03:19] The dinosaurs surviving the crunch.

[00:03:22] Let's hear it for the ladies who lunch

[00:03:33] Everybody rise!

[00:03:38] Rise!

[00:03:41] Rise!Rise!Rise!Rise!Rise!Rise!Rise!

[00:03:48] Rise!