《Punky’s Whips》歌词

[00:00:00] Punky's Whips - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:02] In today's rapidly changing world

[00:00:05] Rock groups appear every fifteen minutes

[00:00:09] Utilising some new promotional device

[00:00:13] Some of these devices have been known

[00:00:15] To leave irreparable scars

[00:00:17] On the minds of foolish young consumers

[00:00:20] One such case is seated before you:

[00:00:22] Little skinny Terry 'Ted' Bozzio

[00:00:24] That cute little drummer

[00:00:25] That's right

[00:00:29] Terry recently fell in love

[00:00:32] With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows

[00:00:35] (Oh Punky )

[00:00:36] Lead guitar player from a group called Angel

[00:00:42] In the photograph

[00:00:44] Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo

[00:00:47] In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence

[00:00:53] Of his insolent pouting rictus

[00:00:58] The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire

[00:01:04] I can't stand the way he pouts

[00:01:11] 'Cause he might not be pouting for me

[00:01:14] Punky Meadows pouting for you

[00:01:16] Ha You bet sailor

[00:01:17] You mean

[00:01:18] You mean he's not he's not pouting

[00:01:20] He's not pouting for me

[00:01:21] His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice

[00:01:27] 'Til I squirm with ecstasy

[00:01:55] Punky Punky give me your lips to die on

[00:02:09] Oh Punky isn't it romantic

[00:02:55] Punky Punky give me your lips

[00:03:01] To die on I promise not to come in your mouth

[00:03:08] Punky Punky your album's the shits

[00:03:14] It's all wrong

[00:03:20] I ain't really queer

[00:03:23] But if he ever got near

[00:03:27] Steven Tyler would PAY to see

[00:03:31] PAY to see

[00:03:39] Punky's lips Punky's lips

[00:03:46] His hair's so shiny

[00:03:47] I love his hips

[00:03:52] I love his teeth and his gums and such

[00:03:58] Punky

[00:03:58] (What is it You come home )

[00:04:00] You're an Angel

[00:04:01] You're too much

[00:04:01] (Oh God )

[00:04:04] The boys of my thoughts in my lonely teenage room

[00:04:12] He's been havin' a rash

[00:04:14] (No sh*t )

[00:04:15] That keeps the girls away

[00:04:17] (It's true)

[00:04:19] Skin doom

[00:04:21] (Skin doom)

[00:04:24] Is what the doctors say

[00:04:27] And that makes me wonder

[00:04:29] I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today

[00:04:37] I'll just go over and hear him play

[00:04:46] His hair is so pretty I'd like to bite his neck

[00:04:55] I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck

[00:05:03] BUT I AIN'T QUEER

[00:05:07] I AIN'T GAY

[00:05:11] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:05:17] A wrist array-ee-ay

[00:05:19] (That's all that is I swear )

[00:05:22] Punky's lips Punky's lips

[00:05:25] Oh I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips

[00:05:31] Yeah I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank

[00:05:34] Why maybe he'd like to yank my crank

[00:05:39] YANK IT PUNKY

[00:05:43] YANK IT FASTER

[00:05:44] YANK IT HARDER

[00:05:47] YANK IT ALL NITE LONG

[00:05:51] COME ON PUNKY

[00:05:52] GET FUNKY

[00:06:09] I AIN'T QUEER

[00:06:11] No no no no

[00:06:12] I AIN'T GAY

[00:06:14] No no no no

[00:06:15] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:06:20] Wrist array-ee-ay

[00:06:22] And then he told me now:

[00:06:24] I AIN'T QUEER

[00:06:25] (Hey )

[00:06:26] I AIN'T GAY

[00:06:28] (Hey Hey )

[00:06:30] (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay)

[00:06:32] I-I Lord

[00:06:33] I'm fo-o-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:06:57] Oh oh oh oh

[00:07:01] I-I I said I'm fo-o-ond of chiffo-on

[00:07:05] In a wri-i-i-i-ist array

[00:07:14] Come on Punky

[00:07:23] Give me your lips

[00:07:25] Ride on my Venus-trip

[00:10:44] Patrick O'Hearn

[00:10:47] Adrian Belew

[00:10:49] Tommy Mars

[00:10:51] Terry Bozzio

[00:10:53] Peter Wolf

[00:10:55] Ed Mann

[00:11:00] Thanks for comin' to the show