《I’m A Band Leader》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm A Band Leader - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:00] I'm a band leader

[00:00:01] Not only can

[00:00:01] I drink a whole lot

[00:00:03] But I play 23 different instruments

[00:00:05] Too and I don't even know how to read music

[00:00:07] Self taught you know

[00:00:10] Couldn't tell it

[00:00:11] Though to hear me play

[00:00:12] When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes

[00:00:15] That I know all the girls for five miles

[00:00:17] Around get hot pants for me hotcha

[00:00:20] Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday

[00:00:22] We got ten requests for

[00:00:24] We got

[00:00:26] Bill Bailey

[00:00:26] And we played them all

[00:00:28] And we got seven people came up for the twist contest

[00:00:32] I gave away a box with two small bottles

[00:00:35] Of champagne imported from Europe heh

[00:00:38] And kissed the girl who won

[00:00:40] And shook hands with the guy she was with

[00:00:42] He didn't mind when I kissed her because I'm important

[00:00:46] We have a new routine

[00:00:49] Been working on it for three weeks or more

[00:00:51] I pretend I'm a queer

[00:00:53] And the sax player pretends he's a queer

[00:00:55] Too and later on in the show

[00:00:57] Thisll kill ya

[00:00:59] We kiss each other so that it

[00:01:01] Looks to the audience like

[00:01:02] We kiss each other on the mouth heh

[00:01:05] When we go

[00:01:07] Into a fast number

[00:01:08] GOD the people love it

[00:01:10] Wait till we get to Las Vegas

[00:01:13] Ha heh heh