《I Can’t Dance(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] I Can't Dance - Allan Sherman

[00:00:12] I can't dance

[00:00:14] I can't dance

[00:00:16] Besides I'm two feet shorter than the girls are

[00:00:21] All these dancing parties are just plain dumb

[00:00:25] When they asked I should have said "I can't come "

[00:00:29] There's a girl with braces

[00:00:32] Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces

[00:00:36] I guess she wants to dance

[00:00:43] I can't dance

[00:00:45] I can't dance

[00:00:47] Besides I look so awful in these braces

[00:00:51] If that boy wants me to dance I'll just die

[00:00:55] I'm so tall and he's about three feet high

[00:01:00] Ever since September

[00:01:02] I've been taking dancing lessons now I can't remember

[00:01:06] How the heck to dance

[00:01:13] Pardon me

[00:01:15] My name's Jeff

[00:01:17] And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny

[00:01:22] And those braces on your teeth

[00:01:24] They're real neat

[00:01:26] Thank you for the compliment Gee you're sweet

[00:01:31] Your name is Carlotta

[00:01:33] I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada

[00:01:37] We oughta try to dance

[00:01:48] Right foot first

[00:01:50] Left foot next

[00:01:52] I think you're 'sposed to do it to the music

[00:01:56] You don't really look so bad just your ears

[00:02:00] When do you take your braces off

[00:02:03] Four more years

[00:02:04] By the time your teeth are ready

[00:02:07] I'll be two feet taller and I'll ask you to go steady

[00:02:11] Then we'll dance