《Big Daddy vs. Dolemite》歌词

[00:00:00] Big Daddy Vs Dolemite - Big Daddy Kane

[00:00:09] Mmm ohh yeah

[00:00:14] Mmm mmm mmm ohh yeah

[00:00:26] Allow me to introduce myself

[00:00:29] As the Big Daddy Kane

[00:00:33] A smooth lover from around the way

[00:00:35] That's bound to drive any b**ch insane

[00:00:38] Well Dolemite is my name

[00:00:41] And rappin and tappin is my game

[00:00:45] Oh yeah Well me tell you somethin Mr Dolemite

[00:00:48] The sh*t you talkin years ago I could see

[00:00:51] But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me

[00:00:55] Listen when it comes down to rappin

[00:00:59] I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it

[00:01:03] I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim

[00:01:07] In the rappin game

[00:01:08] Y'know For all players I am the speaker

[00:01:15] I'm also known as the hot p**sy seeker

[00:01:19] When it comes down to ridin up and down in some p**sy

[00:01:23] I make it weaker

[00:01:26] Also it gets a little deeper

[00:01:29] I was walkin down Broadway the other day

[00:01:33] An old old lady came my way

[00:01:36] She said "I'll be glad when you 'come 18

[00:01:39] I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen "

[00:01:43] I said "LADY Why wait for so much time to pass

[00:01:49] I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray a**"

[00:01:53] So I pulled out my dick

[00:01:55] It was so shiny it looked like it was painted

[00:01:59] The hoe took one look and damn near fainted

[00:02:03] I stuck it in the b**ch and the b**ch began to shout

[00:02:07] That "Oh Mr Dolemite take that motherf**ker OUT "

[00:02:11] Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil

[00:02:15] I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas

[00:02:18] Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace

[00:02:22] Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July

[00:02:25] And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that sh*t was dry

[00:02:28] I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill

[00:02:33] And I kicked Jack's a** and took his hoe Jill

[00:02:37] I'm the one who broke the bull's back

[00:02:40] And made people say F**K McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac

[00:02:43] Why you long lanky motherf**ker

[00:02:46] You ain't nothin but a sucker

[00:02:49] I was born in a barrel of butcher knives

[00:02:52] Shot in the a** with two Colt 45's

[00:02:55] I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel

[00:02:59] I chew up railroad iron and sh*t out steel

[00:03:04] I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale

[00:03:07] Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's a** in jail

[00:03:12] Why you ignorant decrepit motherf**ker

[00:03:15] Let me tell you somethin

[00:03:18] I'm the one that put the M in mackin

[00:03:20] Because when you did it you was only actin

[00:03:23] I made pimpin a full time job

[00:03:25] So b**ches wouldn't have to go out and rob

[00:03:28] I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA

[00:03:32] And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner

[00:03:35] Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks

[00:03:39] Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SH*T out of Ex-Lax

[00:03:42] Why you insecure no business barn junkyard

[00:03:46] Rat soup eatin motherf**ker

[00:03:49] It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game

[00:03:54] I was callin whores jives a** b**ches

[00:03:57] And pimps - sucker a** lame

[00:04:01] KANE before you can take my reign

[00:04:05] You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day

[00:04:08] Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away

[00:04:12] You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see

[00:04:15] Yo' b**ches have the POCKS in the a** so bad they can't even pee

[00:04:21] Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR

[00:04:25] And get out and do the runnin man while you up there

[00:04:29] Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu

[00:04:33] And the Crabs around yo' a** start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo

[00:04:38] Aww f**kit I give up