《Dog Eat Dog》歌词

[00:00:00] Dog Eat Dog - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:03] Written by：Al Yankovic

[00:00:10] Found a job in a great big office

[00:00:13] And I really love this place

[00:00:17] I got my my very own Scotch tape dispenser

[00:00:21] And I got a private parking space ha

[00:00:25] And I got a coffee mug with my

[00:00:28] With my name right on it

[00:00:30] In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

[00:00:33] Don't even touch it

[00:00:34] 'Cause it doesn't belong to you

[00:00:37] I'm watching you so don't get funny

[00:00:40] I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

[00:00:44] Watch out it's dog eat dog

[00:00:48] Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

[00:00:52] Watch out well it's dog eat dog

[00:00:55] Here we go

[00:01:03] I love to watch my boss get angry

[00:01:06] So I can count the veins in his neck ha

[00:01:11] Every day is like a picnic

[00:01:15] Every Friday get a check

[00:01:17] Well do I smell jelly donuts

[00:01:20] This is my lucky day

[00:01:22] I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener

[00:01:26] Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut

[00:01:30] They'll never miss it no

[00:01:31] They'll never miss it

[00:01:33] I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

[00:01:37] Watch out well it's dog eat dog

[00:01:41] Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

[00:01:45] Watch out hey well it's dog eat dog

[00:01:48] Sometimes I can't believe this is all really happening

[00:01:52] Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really sitting here

[00:01:56] Sometimes I tell myself

[00:01:58] This is not my beautiful stapler

[00:02:00] Sometimes I tell myself

[00:02:02] This is not my beautiful chair

[00:02:11] Nobody's sure what I do here

[00:02:14] And that's just fine with me

[00:02:19] Five o'clock is here much too soon now

[00:02:23] 'Cause I just never wanna leave

[00:02:27] I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

[00:02:31] Maybe I could get on on David Letterman

[00:02:34] I think I made a big mistake

[00:02:38] Where's my liquid paper

[00:02:40] Where's my liquid paper

[00:02:41] I'm climbing up way up the corporate ladder now

[00:02:46] Watch out it's dog eat dog

[00:02:49] Nose against the grindstone it feels alright

[00:02:53] Better be careful now it's dog eat dog

[00:02:57] Watch me work hey hey stand back now

[00:03:01] Look out mama it's dog eat dog

[00:03:04] Nose against the grindstone it feels real good

[00:03:09] Hey dog eat dog

[00:03:11] Here we go dog eat dog

[00:03:15] Say dog eat dog

[00:03:20] Hey hey dog eat dog

[00:03:22] Say dog eat dog

[00:03:26] Here we go dog eat dog

[00:03:33] Dog eat dog

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[00:03:40] Dog eat dog

[00:03:41] Dog eat dog