《Dinah-Moe Humm》歌词

[00:00:00] Dinah-Moe Humm - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:06] I couldn't say where she's coming' from

[00:00:07] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:12] She stroll on over say look here bum

[00:00:14] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

[00:00:16] (Y'jes can't do it)

[00:00:19] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb

[00:00:21] She could prove it any time all men was scum

[00:00:24] I don't mind that she called me a bum

[00:00:27] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

[00:00:30] (So I got down to it)

[00:00:32] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb

[00:00:33] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

[00:00:38] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb

[00:00:40] But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:43] Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:44] Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:45] Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:46] Where's this Dinah-Moe

[00:00:47] Comin' from

[00:00:47] I done spent three hours

[00:00:48] An' I ain't got a crumb

[00:00:50] From the Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

[00:00:52] From the Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:00:56] Got a spot that gets me hot ow

[00:00:58] An' you ain't been to it

[00:00:59] Got a spot that gets me hot ow

[00:01:00] An' you ain't been to it

[00:01:01] Got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:03] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:05] Got a spot that gets me hot

[00:01:06] But you ain't been to it

[00:01:08] 'Cause I can't get into it

[00:01:09] Unless I get out of it

[00:01:11] An' I gotta get out of it

[00:01:12] Before I get into it

[00:01:14] 'Cause I never get into it

[00:01:15] Unless I get out of it

[00:01:17] An' I gotta be out of it

[00:01:18] To get myself into it

[00:01:20] She looked over at me with a glazed eye

[00:01:24] And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area

[00:01:27] And she said

[00:01:30] Just get me wasted

[00:01:32] An' you're half-way there

[00:01:34] 'Cause if my mind's tore up

[00:01:35] Then my body don't care

[00:01:36] I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

[00:01:37] An' said my-my-my

[00:01:39] What sort of thing

[00:01:41] Might this lady get high upon

[00:01:43] The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more

[00:01:46] When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor

[00:01:49] She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet

[00:01:53] But she could use a little if I wasn't done yet

[00:01:56] I told her

[00:01:57] Just because the sun

[00:01:58] Want a place in the sky

[00:01:59] No reason to assume

[00:02:00] I wouldn't give her a try

[00:02:02] So I pulled on her hair

[00:02:05] Got her legs in the air

[00:02:06] An' asked if she had any cooties on there

[00:02:09] (Whaddya mean cooties No cooties on me )

[00:02:12] She was buns-up kneelin'

[00:02:14] BUNS UP

[00:02:15] I was wheelin' an dealin'

[00:02:17] WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN' OOOOH

[00:02:20] She surrender to the feelin'

[00:02:22] SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED

[00:02:22] An' she started in to squealin'

[00:02:26] Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed

[00:02:28] With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red

[00:02:32] Some drool rollin' down

[00:02:33] From the edge of her chin

[00:02:35] While she spied the condition

[00:02:36] Her sister was in

[00:02:38] She quivered 'n quaked

[00:02:40] An' clutched at herself

[00:02:41] While her sister made a joke

[00:02:43] About her mental health

[00:02:44] 'Till Dinah-Moe finally

[00:02:46] Did give in

[00:02:47] But I told her

[00:02:48] All she really needed

[00:02:49] Was some discipline

[00:02:51] Kiss my aura Dora

[00:02:54] M-M-M it's real angora

[00:04:11] I couldn't say where she's coming' from

[00:04:12] But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:04:17] She stroll on over say look here bum

[00:04:19] I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

[00:04:21] (Y'jes can't do it)

[00:04:23] She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb

[00:04:25] She could prove it any time all men was scum

[00:04:30] I don't mind that she called me a bum

[00:04:31] But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

[00:04:35] (So I got down to it)

[00:04:37] I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb

[00:04:38] An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

[00:04:43] I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb

[00:04:45] An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:04:47] Dinah-Moe Humm

[00:04:49] Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

[00:04:53] Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

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[00:05:23] Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe

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