《No Sex (Explicit)》歌词

[00:04:22] Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999,

[00:04:22] I have one piece of advice for you,

[00:04:22] No matter what a stripper tells you,

[00:04:22] There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE!

[00:04:22] Oh, theres champagne in the champagne room

[00:04:22] But, you don't want champagne, you want sex.

[00:04:22] And theres no sex, in the champagne room.

[00:04:22] Don't go to parties with metal detectors.

[00:04:22] Sure, It feels safe inside,

[00:04:22] But what about all those niggers waiting outside with guns,

[00:04:22] They Know You Ain't Got One!

[00:04:22] If a woman tells you she's 20, and looks 16, she's 12.

[00:04:22] If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, She's Damn Near 40!

[00:04:22] Take off that silly a** hat.

[00:04:22] The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.

[00:04:22] Coolio did some of that sh*t

[00:04:22] Young black men:

[00:04:22] If you go to a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot,

[00:04:22] Let it slide!

[00:04:22] Why spend the next 20 years in jail b-cuz

[00:04:22] Someone smudged Your Puma!

[00:04:22] Cornbread-Aint nothin wrong with that!

[00:04:22] No matter what you think of what I'm sayin,

[00:04:22] Remember this one thing:

[00:04:22] There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room!

[00:04:22] (That guy starts singin)

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room,

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room!

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room,

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room!

[00:04:22] Absolutly, positively no sex in the champagne room

[00:04:22] If a homeless person has a funny sign,

[00:04:22] He hasnt been homeless that long.

[00:04:22] A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

[00:04:22] If a girl has a pierced tongue,

[00:04:22] She'll probably suck your dick

[00:04:22] (That'd Be great, Yeaaaah!)

[00:04:22] If a guy has a pierced tongue,

[00:04:22] He'll probably suck your dick

[00:04:22] (Don't want that Noooooo!)

[00:04:22] Heres a horoscope for everyone:

[00:04:22] Aquarius-You're Gonna Die!

[00:04:22] Capricorn-You're Gonna Die!

[00:04:22] Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE!

[00:04:22] Leo-You're Gonna Die!

[00:04:22] Scorpio-You're Gonna Die f**kin!

[00:04:22] No one goes to Hooters for wings.

[00:04:22] If you've been dating a man for 4 months,

[00:04:22] And you havent met any of his friends yet,

[00:04:22] You Are Not His Girlfriend!

[00:04:22] Some of the things I said may not apply to you.

[00:04:22] Some of the things I said may offend you

[00:04:22] But no matter who you are,

[00:04:22] You must remember this one thing:

[00:04:22] No matter what a stripper says,

[00:04:22] There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE!

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room,

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room!

[00:04:22] Can't get none, Nooooo!

[00:04:22] Can't have none, Nooooo!

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room,

[00:04:22] No Sex In The Champagne Room!