《The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line》歌词

[00:00:00] The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line - Simon Joyner

[00:00:09] Your baby doesn't love you anymore

[00:00:15] And I your friend have also reconsidered

[00:00:22] I made her feel far more

[00:00:27] Hey what are friends for

[00:00:33] If you need to see either of us

[00:00:41] Call this unlisted number

[00:00:48] If you need to see either of us

[00:00:54] Call first

[00:01:03] Starvation is not the way to kick

[00:01:10] Besides you could never make that diet stick

[00:01:19] So go paint the town red

[00:01:22] And find yourself a sterile bed

[00:01:28] But please just don't surprise us

[00:01:36] And if you find you need a friend

[00:01:43] You can reach us anytime at all

[00:01:49] By telephone

[00:01:59] So did you get our christmas card

[00:02:05] We hope you had a good one we went abroad

[00:02:12] We saw the leaning tower

[00:02:17] I swear man it's about to topple over

[00:02:23] We saw a statue that reminded us

[00:02:30] Of you somewhere in Europe

[00:02:38] And if you feel like stopping by sometime

[00:02:42] That's alright just give us a ring

[00:03:03] The light bulb above your head has burned out

[00:03:10] We hope that doesn't mean you're uninspired

[00:03:17] All of your bright ideas are

[00:03:22] Now suffering in the dark

[00:03:28] She's the tar and I'm the feather in your cap

[00:03:36] But I'm afraid we're both a bit under the weather right now

[00:03:43] But if you can think of anything else you might need

[00:03:50] Feel free to call