《The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change》歌词

[00:00:00] The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me) - Small Change - Tom Waits (汤姆·威兹)

[00:00:11] The piano has been drinking

[00:00:16] My necktie is asleep

[00:00:21] And the combo went back to New York

[00:00:27] The jukebox has to take a leak

[00:00:32] And the carpet needs a haircut

[00:00:37] And the spotlight looks like a prison break

[00:00:42] 'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes

[00:00:48] And the balcony's on the make

[00:00:53] And the piano has been drinking

[00:00:58] The piano has been drinking

[00:01:03] And the menus are all freezing

[00:01:09] And the light man's blind in one eye

[00:01:13] And he can't see out of the other

[00:01:18] And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid

[00:01:24] And he showed up with his mother

[00:01:29] And the piano has been drinking

[00:01:35] The piano has been drinking

[00:01:40] 'Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler

[00:01:46] Cream puff Casper milk toast

[00:01:51] And the owner is a mental midget

[00:01:56] With the I Q of a fencepost

[00:02:01] 'Cause the piano has been drinking

[00:02:07] The piano has been drinking

[00:02:12] And you can't find your waitress

[00:02:18] With a geiger counter

[00:02:22] And she hates you and your friends

[00:02:26] And you just can't get served without her

[00:02:33] And the box-office is drooling

[00:02:38] And the bar stools are on fire

[00:02:43] And the newspapers were fooling

[00:02:48] And the ash-trays have retired

[00:02:54] 'Cause the piano has been drinking

[00:02:59] The piano has been drinking

[00:03:04] The piano has been drinking

[00:03:10] Not me not me not me not me not me