《He’s Your Uncle Not Your Dad》歌词

[00:00:01] He's your uncle not your dad

[00:00:05] He's the best friend you ever had

[00:00:09] So come on dig dig dig in until it hurts

[00:00:13] Just remember Pearl Harbor

[00:00:17] The Alamos and nothing could be worse

[00:00:22] He's your favorite relative

[00:00:26] And he needs a lot to live

[00:00:30] So just bring bring bring everything until you bleed

[00:00:34] And he'll send back what he don't need

[00:00:38] If you're not in form ten-forty's your salvation

[00:00:42] By deprivation of temptation

[00:00:46] Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible

[00:00:50] Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me

[00:01:00] When he calls you as he may do

[00:01:05] Don't be frightened red white and blue

[00:01:10] Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad

[00:01:14] He's your uncle not your dad

[00:01:37] If you're honest

[00:01:38] You don't have to shake and shiver

[00:01:41] The food is lousy up the river

[00:01:45] It's give and take and he does all the taking

[00:01:49] Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me

[00:02:00] Life has two things you can't subtract

[00:02:06] Death and taxes to be exact

[00:02:12] So just pa-pa-patriotically declare

[00:02:16] He's your uncle he's your uncle not your dad