《The Contest》歌词

[00:02:26] PIRELLI (sung)

[00:02:26] I am Adolfo Pirelli

[00:02:26] Da king of da barbers

[00:02:26] Da barber of kings

[00:02:26] E Buon Giorno, good day

[00:02:26] I blow you a kiss

[00:02:26] And I, da so famous Pirelli

[00:02:26] I wish-a to know-a who has-a the nerve-a to say

[00:02:26] My elixir is piss!

[00:02:26] Who says this?

[00:02:26] TODD (spoken)

[00:02:26] I do. I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing but

[00:02:26] an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. Furthermore, Signor, I have serviced no kings, yet I wager that I can shave a

[00:02:26] cheek with ten times more dexterity than any street mountebank.

[00:02:26] PIRELLI (spoken)

[00:02:26] You hear dis foolish man? Now please you will see how he will regret his folly!

[00:02:26] TODD (spoken)

[00:02:26] Who's for a free shave? Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?

[00:02:26] BAMFORD (spoken)

[00:02:26] Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours! The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!

[00:02:26] PIRELLI (sung)

[00:02:26] Now signorini, signori

[00:02:26] We mix-a da lather

[00:02:26] But first-a you gather

[00:02:26] Around signorini, signori

[00:02:26] You looking a man

[00:02:26] Who had-a da glory

[00:02:26] To shave-a da pope

[00:02:26] Misterr Sweeney, whoever

[00:02:26] I beg-a da pardon

[00:02:26] You'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal

[00:02:26] Nope!

[00:02:26] It was-a da pope!

[00:02:26] To shave-a da face

[00:02:26] To cut-a da hair

[00:02:26] Require a grace

[00:02:26] Require da flare

[00:02:26] For if-a you slip

[00:02:26] You nick da skin

[00:02:26] You clip-a da chin

[00:02:26] You rip-a da lip a bit beyond-a repair

[00:02:26] To shave-a da face

[00:02:26] Or even a part

[00:02:26] Widout it-a smart

[00:02:26] Require da heart

[00:02:26] Not just-a da flash

[00:02:26] It take-a Panash

[00:02:26] It take-a da passion for da art

[00:02:26] To shave-a da face

[00:02:26] To trim-a da beard

[00:02:26] To make-a da bristle

[00:02:26] Clean like a whistle

[00:02:26] Dis is from early infancy

[00:02:26] Da talent give to me by God

[00:02:26] It take-a da skill

[00:02:26] It take-a da brains

[00:02:26] It take-a da will

[00:02:26] To take-a da pains

[00:02:26] It take-a da pace

[00:02:26] It take-a da grace

[00:02:26] BAMFORD (spoken)

[00:02:26] The winner--is Todd!