《First of May》歌词

[00:00:11] i woke up this morning

[00:00:14] i had a scone and a large house blend

[00:00:18] then a little conversation

[00:00:21] with my squirrel and chipmunk friends

[00:00:24] i said i'm sick and tired of winter

[00:00:26] and i wish that it was spring

[00:00:32] then a little fella named robin redbreast began to sing

[00:00:38] and he sang:

[00:00:39] ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever?

[00:00:44] ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together

[00:00:51] outside

[00:00:54] 'cause it's the first of may

[00:00:56] first of may

[00:00:57] outdoor f**king starts today

[00:01:01] so bring your favorite lady

[00:01:03] or at least your favorite lay

[00:01:07] water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe

[00:01:11] maybe i'll see you in flagrante delicto

[00:01:14] grass below you, sky above

[00:01:17] celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

[00:01:20] f**king outside

[00:01:28] i thanked him for the information

[00:01:30] i cried a little when he flew away

[00:01:34] watched an episode of "the people's court"

[00:01:37] and i tried to plan my day

[00:01:40] called up my old lady

[00:01:43] she wasn't home so i called my girl

[00:01:47] asked her if she'd like to join me as i entertain the world

[00:01:54] i said:

[00:01:55] ooh child, i'll bring a blanket and i promise i will brush the ants off

[00:02:01] ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off

[00:02:07] outside

[00:02:10] 'cause it's the first of may

[00:02:12] first of may

[00:02:13] outdoor f**king starts today

[00:02:17] so bring your favorite lady

[00:02:19] or at least your favorite lay

[00:02:24] water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe

[00:02:27] maybe i'll see you in flagrante delicto

[00:02:30] grass below you, sky above

[00:02:33] celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

[00:02:37] f**king outside

[00:02:43] so we went to the park together

[00:02:46] we were walking in the midday sun

[00:02:51] met all kinds of people

[00:02:53] and we f**ked everyone

[00:02:56] f**ked a lady who sells ice cream

[00:02:59] f**ked a man with a tan shar pei

[00:03:03] everyone who needed f**king, well,

[00:03:07] they got f**ked today

[00:03:10] so come on,

[00:03:11] ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you

[00:03:17] ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when i stick it to you

[00:03:23] outside

[00:03:26] 'cause it's the first of may

[00:03:28] first of may

[00:03:29] outdoor f**king starts today

[00:03:33] so bring your favorite lady

[00:03:35] or at least your favorite lay

[00:03:39] water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe

[00:03:43] maybe i'll see you in flagrante delicto

[00:03:46] grass below you, sky above

[00:03:49] celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called

[00:03:53] f**king outside

[00:03:56] f**king outside

[00:04:00] f**king outside