《Classical Teacher(Clean Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Classical Teacher (Clean Version) - Tenacious D

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[00:00:01] J: Hey Kage

[00:00:01] Kage

[00:00:01] K: Jables

[00:00:02] Jables

[00:00:02] J: How goes it man

[00:00:03] 伙计 事情进展如何

[00:00:03] K: S'good s'good

[00:00:04] 很好

[00:00:04] J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um

[00:00:08] 你知道我已经想了很多

[00:00:08] I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world

[00:00:10] 我只是想让我们成为世界上最棒的乐队

[00:00:10] K: Well yeah me too

[00:00:12] 我也是

[00:00:12] J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best

[00:00:14] 做这些事情毫无意义 如果我们不是最好的话

[00:00:14] K: Well s'true I agree with that

[00:00:15] 这是真的 我同意

[00:00:15] J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be

[00:00:16] 我的意思是 我们会成功的

[00:00:16] Yeah we're really good We're like

[00:00:18] 是的 我们真的很好 我们

[00:00:18] Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that

[00:00:20] 几乎就和Arcade Fire一样好 该死的

[00:00:20] K: Yeah

[00:00:21] 是的

[00:00:21] J: We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust

[00:00:23] 我们要打败那些混蛋

[00:00:23] K: What what do you

[00:00:24] 什么 你要做什么

[00:00:24] J: All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean

[00:00:27] 我们要让那些混蛋对我们俯首称臣 你明白我的意思吗

[00:00:27] K: Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though

[00:00:30] 是的 明白 但是我们要如何做呢

[00:00:30] J: sigh Dude you need to have some lessons

[00:00:33] 伙计 你需要学一些知识

[00:00:33] K: What

[00:00:34] 什么

[00:00:34] J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game

[00:00:36] 我知道 你真的很好 但是你必须壮大你的势力

[00:00:36] K: Lessons

[00:00:36] 教训

[00:00:36] J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a

[00:00:39] 你明白 Koby情况不好的时候会干点什么 比如学点该死的玩意儿

[00:00:39] Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal

[00:00:41] 你知道德克萨斯的两步舞吗 或者其他的事情 他的军械库那些

[00:00:41] K: Man yeah that's true That's true

[00:00:44] 伙计 那是真的

[00:00:44] J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy

[00:00:47] 好吧 我已经注意到 你写的有些经典乐段有点草率

[00:00:47] K: Really

[00:00:48] 真的吗

[00:00:48] J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude

[00:00:51] 我希望你不要生气 但是我还是继续干了下去还雇了一个家伙

[00:00:51] K: Yeah Oh no what

[00:00:53] 是吗 不 什么

[00:00:53] J: Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like- this guy hey I

[00:00:57] 伙计 只是给一次机会 好吗 如果你不喜欢这个家伙

[00:00:57] Swear if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his a** He's out

[00:00:59] 我发誓 如果你不喜欢的话 我们会揍他 他会出去

[00:00:59] K: Who is this guy I never

[00:01:00] 那个人是谁 我不知道名字

[00:01:00] J: His name is Felix Char

[00:01:03] 他的名字就是Felix Char

[00:01:03] K: Urgh what

[00:01:04] 什么

[00:01:04] J: He's from Spain and he is the best

[00:01:07] 他来自西班牙 他是最优秀的人

[00:01:07] K: Oh god

[00:01:08] 我的天

[00:01:08] J: I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic

[00:01:09] 我是从伦敦Phildsarmonic那里了解到他的

[00:01:09] K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird

[00:01:13] 我不了解他 这似乎不可思议

[00:01:13] J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him

[00:01:15] 你愿意陪他一会儿吗

[00:01:15] K: OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him

[00:01:16] 好吧 很好 我会陪他一会儿

[00:01:16] J: OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in

[00:01:19] 很好 兄弟 他就在外面 我这就让他进来

[00:01:19] K: Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid

[00:01:24] 我的天 很好 为什么 这就是教训 太愚蠢了

[00:01:24] F: Hello

[00:01:26] 你好

[00:01:26] K: Uh hi

[00:01:27] 你好

[00:01:27] F: Hello I am Felix Char

[00:01:29] 你好 我是Felix Char

[00:01:29] K: Hi uh Felix Yeah um

[00:01:32] 你好 Felix吗

[00:01:32] F: Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh

[00:01:35] 是的 Jack让我花一点时间和你在一起

[00:01:35] K: OK hm

[00:01:36] 是的

[00:01:36] F: One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique

[00:01:41] 一对一 那么 既然Jack在外面 我们就可以来解决一下你的一些技术问题了

[00:01:41] K: OK

[00:01:42] 好吧

[00:01:42] F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here

[00:01:44] 我希望看见你的技术 这是你的吉他吗

[00:01:44] K: Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here

[00:01:47] 是的 我明白了 我的吉他就放在那里

[00:01:47] F: Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender

[00:01:48] 这是Fender牌的吉他吗

[00:01:48] K: Ah well it's a Gibson

[00:01:50] 这是Gibson牌的

[00:01:50] F: Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same

[00:01:52] 是的 是Gibson的 制造的地方都是一样的

[00:01:52] Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up

[00:01:57] 混蛋 请弹一下 你能弹一下吗

[00:01:57] K: OK Yeah

[00:01:57] 可以啊

[00:01:57] F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap

[00:01:58] 什么 我要做什么

[00:01:58] K: What What'd I do What'd I do

[00:02:00] 你就从吉他柄那里拿 吉他不是你这样拿的

[00:02:00] F: You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar

[00:02:03] 我只是弹一下

[00:02:03] K: I just picked it up I just-

[00:02:04] 不 你要拿吉他的最主要的部位

[00:02:04] F: No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body

[00:02:08] 什么

[00:02:08] K: The what

[00:02:10] 最主要的部位

[00:02:10] F: The body

[00:02:10] 是的 最主要的部位

[00:02:10] K: Oh the body Body OK

[00:02:11] 我很抱歉我的口音

[00:02:11] F: I'm sorry about my accent

[00:02:13] 我不知道

[00:02:13] K: I didn't know I didn't know

[00:02:15] 现在听着我 我想你演奏的时候就像是一个女人

[00:02:15] F: Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman

[00:02:18] 你现在就要去弹吉他了

[00:02:18] You go and play the guitar now Play

[00:02:21] 好的

[00:02:21] K: Uh OK Uh

[00:02:23] 不 你的手指 实在是太紧张了

[00:02:23] F: No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight

[00:02:26] 它们太紧张了吗

[00:02:26] K: They're too tight

[00:02:28] 是的 我来教你吧 就像是这样 明白了吗

[00:02:28] F: Yes let me get behind you Like this you see

[00:02:30] 明白了

[00:02:30] K: Oh Hm

[00:02:31] 如果我把手指放在你的手指上

[00:02:31] F: If I put my finger on your finger

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[00:02:32] K: Hey

[00:02:33] 那么你会感受到

[00:02:33] F: Then you can feel

[00:02:34] 我可以 等等

[00:02:34] K: I can Wait

[00:02:35] 安静 手指放在你的嘴上 我把手指放在你的嘴上

[00:02:35] F: Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips

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[00:02:39] K: Mhmhm

[00:02:40] 是的 这很好

[00:02:40] F: Yes that's good

[00:02:41] 伙计

[00:02:41] K: Hey man

[00:02:42] 现在听着 你想像在高潮中那样弹奏吗

[00:02:42] F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm

[00:02:44] 我只是试一下 什么

[00:02:44] K: I'm just try- what

[00:02:46] 感受一下 你感受到了吗

[00:02:46] F: Feel this Do you feel that

[00:02:48] 我的天 这真是一个奇怪的人

[00:02:48] K: Oh God This is really weird man

[00:02:49] 那是我的身体

[00:02:49] F: That's my cock

[00:02:52] 什么

[00:02:52] K: What

[00:02:52] 我的身体就在你的身体上

[00:02:52] F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks

[00:02:56] 我的天

[00:02:56] K: Oh God Hey

[00:03:01] 你感受到了吗