《The Chicken Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Chicken Song - The Crazy Little Band

[00:00:00] Written by：Grant Robert/Naylor Doug/Pope Philip Robert Justin

[00:00:09] It's the time of year

[00:00:11] Now that Spring is in the air

[00:00:13] When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair

[00:00:18] Make another song for moronic holidays

[00:00:22] That nauseate-ate-ates

[00:00:24] In a million different ways

[00:00:26] From the shores of Spain

[00:00:28] To the coast of Southern France

[00:00:30] No matter where you hide

[00:00:32] You just can't escape this dance

[00:00:35] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:00:39] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:00:41] Buy a jumbo jet

[00:00:43] And then bury all your clothes

[00:00:45] Paint your left knee green

[00:00:47] Then extract your wisdom teeth

[00:00:49] Form a string quartet

[00:00:51] And pretend your name is Keith

[00:00:56] Skin yourself alive

[00:01:00] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:01:02] Climb inside a dog

[00:01:04] And behead an eskimo

[00:01:07] Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

[00:01:11] Casserole your gran

[00:01:13] Disembowel yourself with spears

[00:01:20] The disco is vibrating

[00:01:22] The sound is loud and grating

[00:01:24] It's truly nauseating

[00:01:26] Let's do the dance again

[00:01:28] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:01:32] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:01:34] Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

[00:01:39] And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

[00:01:43] You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

[00:01:50] Skin yourself alive

[00:01:53] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:01:56] Climb inside a dog

[00:01:58] And behead an eskimo

[00:02:00] Now you've heard it once

[00:02:02] Your brain will spring a leak

[00:02:04] And though you hate this song

[00:02:06] You'll be humming it for weeks

[00:02:11] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:02:15] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:02:17] Buy a jumbo jet

[00:02:19] And then bury all your clothes

[00:02:21] La la la la la

[00:02:23] La la la la la la la

[00:02:25] La la la la la

[00:02:27] La la la la la la laaaaaaa

[00:02:34] It's the time of year

[00:02:36] Now that spring is in the air

[00:02:38] When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair

[00:02:43] Make another song for moronic holidays

[00:02:46] That nauseate-ate-ates

[00:02:49] In a million different ways

[00:02:51] From the shores of Spain

[00:02:53] To the coast of Southern France

[00:02:55] No matter where you hide

[00:02:57] You just can't escape this dance

[00:03:00] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:03:04] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:03:06] Buy a jumbo jet

[00:03:08] And then bury all your clothes

[00:03:10] Paint your left knee green

[00:03:12] Then extract your wisdom teeth

[00:03:14] Form a string quartet

[00:03:16] And pretend your name is Keith

[00:03:21] Skin yourself alive

[00:03:25] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:03:27] Climb inside a dog

[00:03:29] And behead an eskimo

[00:03:31] Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

[00:03:36] Casserole your gran

[00:03:38] Disembowel yourself with spears

[00:03:45] The disco is vibrating

[00:03:47] The sound is loud and grating

[00:03:49] It's truly nauseating

[00:03:51] Let's do the dance again

[00:03:53] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:03:57] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:03:59] Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

[00:04:03] And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

[00:04:07] You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

[00:04:14] Skin yourself alive

[00:04:18] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:04:20] Climb inside a dog

[00:04:22] And behead an eskimo

[00:04:25] Now you've heard it once

[00:04:27] Your brain will spring a leak

[00:04:29] And though you hate this song

[00:04:31] You'll be humming it for weeks

[00:04:36] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:04:39] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:04:42] Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

[00:04:46] And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

[00:04:50] You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

[00:04:57] Skin yourself alive

[00:05:01] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:05:03] Climb inside a dog

[00:05:05] And behead an eskimo

[00:05:07] Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

[00:05:11] Casserole your gran

[00:05:14] Disembowel yourself with spears

[00:05:20] The disco is vibrating

[00:05:22] The sound is loud and grating

[00:05:24] It's truly nauseating

[00:05:27] Let's do the dance again

[00:05:29] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:05:33] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:05:35] Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

[00:05:39] And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

[00:05:43] You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

[00:05:50] Skin yourself alive

[00:05:54] Learn to speak Arapahoe

[00:05:56] Climb inside a dog

[00:05:58] And behead an eskimo

[00:06:00] Now you've heard it once

[00:06:02] Your brain will spring a leak

[00:06:04] And though you hate this song

[00:06:07] You'll be humming it for weeks

[00:06:12] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:06:15] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:06:17] Buy a jumbo jet

[00:06:19] And then bury all your clothes

[00:06:22] La la la la la

[00:06:24] La la la la la la la

[00:06:26] La la la la la

[00:06:28] La la la la la la laaaaaaa

[00:06:33] Hold a chicken in the air

[00:06:37] Stick a deckchair up your nose

[00:06:39] Buy a jumbo jet

[00:06:41] And then bury all your clothes

[00:06:43] La la la la la

[00:06:45] La la la la la la la

[00:06:47] La la la la la

[00:06:49] La la la la la la laaaaaaa