《Nanook Rubs It》歌词

[00:00:00] Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:02] Well right about that time people

[00:00:06] A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)

[00:00:18] Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )

[00:00:27] And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal

[00:00:31] With a lead-filled snowshoe

[00:00:37] I said with a

[00:00:39] Lead-

[00:00:41] Filled

[00:00:43] With a lead filled snowshoe

[00:00:45] He said "Peekaboo"

[00:00:48] I said with a

[00:00:51] Lead-

[00:00:51] Filled

[00:00:54] With a lead filled snowshoe

[00:00:56] He said "Peekaboo"

[00:00:58] He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal

[00:01:02] He went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe and

[00:01:04] He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin and he

[00:01:15] That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be So I bent down

[00:01:21] And I reached down and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous

[00:01:24] Mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW

[00:01:29] The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go

[00:01:35] Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow

[00:01:38] Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous

[00:01:41] Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area but destined

[00:01:44] To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology

[00:01:47] Here it goes the circular motion now Rub It

[00:02:01] (Here Fido)

[00:02:01] And then

[00:02:02] In a fit of anger

[00:02:05] I pounced

[00:02:07] And I pounced again

[00:02:13] Great Googly Moogly

[00:02:16] I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

[00:02:20] I injured

[00:02:23] The fur trapper

[00:02:26] Well he was very upset as you can understand

[00:02:31] And rightly so because the

[00:02:34] Deadly yellow snow crystals had

[00:02:37] Deprived him of his

[00:02:39] Sight

[00:02:41] And he stood up and he looked around and he said

[00:02:46] "I can't see"

[00:02:51] "I can't see"

[00:02:56] "Oh woe is me"

[00:03:01] "I can't see"

[00:03:06] "Well you know

[00:03:13] I can't see

[00:03:17] Nothin'"

[00:03:27] "He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye

[00:03:32] He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye

[00:03:37] And the husky wee-wee

[00:03:39] I mean the doggie wee-wee

[00:03:40] Has blinded me

[00:03:42] And I can't see

[00:03:44] Temporarily"

[00:03:48] Well the fur-trapper stood there with his arms outstretched across the

[00:03:56] Frozen white wasteland trying to figure out what he was going to do about

[00:04:01] His deflicted eyes And it was at that precise moment that he remembered

[00:04:05] And ancient Eskimo legend wherein it is written on whatever it is that

[00:04:11] They write it on up there that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes

[00:04:15] As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named

[00:04:18] Nanook

[00:04:21] The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

[00:04:24] Trudging across the tundra

[00:04:27] Mile after mile

[00:04:30] Trudging across the tundra

[00:04:32] Right down to the parish of St Alphonzo