《Jesus Shaves》歌词

[00:00:00] Jesus shaves joins corporate America

[00:00:05] Gets laid off grows his beard back

[00:00:10] Stays up late sees a TV commercial

[00:00:15] About being a welder makes a phone call

[00:00:20] Jesus shaves goes on an interview

[00:00:25] Does real well he's got a way with people

[00:00:29] Two years on he's still an apprentice

[00:00:35] But not for long it's graduation

[00:00:40] Jesus shaves puts his best suit on

[00:00:45] Gets a certificate makes it official

[00:00:49] Now he's a welder wears a big helmet

[00:00:54] Twice a week now Jesus shaves

[00:01:00] Blessed are the ones who make peace

[00:01:05] Blessed are the ones who scrape by

[00:01:10] Blessed are the ones living holy lives

[00:01:15] And here's to the rest of us who try

[00:01:20] Jesus shaves on Sunday morning

[00:01:24] Decides to go fishing after going to church

[00:01:29] It's wintertime so he walks on water

[00:01:34] Digs a hole in the ice and fishes for perch

[00:01:39] Jesus shaves the scales off the fishes

[00:01:44] Has a few fillets and a couple of brewskies

[00:01:49] Thinks about the girl Magdelena in payroll

[00:01:54] Decides that he's gonna ask her out for dinner

[00:01:59] Jesus shaves for work on Monday

[00:02:04] Goes to the office gathers his courage

[00:02:09] He's still don't know just how he's gonna ask her

[00:02:14] Walks over to her desk sees a picture of her boyfriend

[00:02:19] Blessed are the ones who make peace

[00:02:25] Blessed are the ones who scrape by

[00:02:30] Blessed are the ones living holy lives

[00:02:34] Here's to the rest of us who try

[00:02:39] She says "Hello how are you this morning "

[00:02:44] He asks if she knows if it'll snow or rain

[00:02:49] She notices him looking at the picture on her desktop

[00:02:54] She says it's her cousin who passed away

[00:02:59] He says "That's great " she looks at him funny

[00:03:04] He says "I didn't mean that " she says it's okay

[00:03:09] And then she smiles and they both start laughing

[00:03:14] That's when he knows it's his lucky day

[00:03:19] Jesus shaves smiling in the mirror

[00:03:24] Magdelena is saying that they gotta hurry

[00:03:29] They'll be late for work and the school bus is coming

[00:03:34] But their daughter likes watching as Jesus shaves

[00:03:39] Blessed are the ones who make peace

[00:03:44] Blessed are the ones who scrape by

[00:03:49] Blessed are the ones living holy lives

[00:03:54] Here's to the rest of us who try

[00:03:59] Here's to the rest of us who try