《That Old Back Scratcher(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] That Old Back Scratcher - Allan Sherman

[00:00:05] That old back scratcher

[00:00:07] Has me in its spell

[00:00:10] That old back scratcher

[00:00:12] Like the Chinese sell

[00:00:14] Your plastic fingers up

[00:00:17] And down my spine

[00:00:19] The same old itchcraft

[00:00:21] When your touch meets mine

[00:00:24] You tame that tingle

[00:00:26] When I'm all alone;

[00:00:29] For I am single so

[00:00:32] To itch his own

[00:00:34] So down and down you go

[00:00:36] Around and around

[00:00:37] And around you go;

[00:00:39] Scratching my unreachable zone

[00:00:43] I should throw you away

[00:00:45] But I never do;

[00:00:47] I must give in to itchy skin

[00:00:53] A skin with such a burning desire;

[00:00:57] When I'm scratching low

[00:01:00] The itching gets higher

[00:01:02] Oh you're the scrubber

[00:01:05] That placated me

[00:01:07] That chased each place

[00:01:09] That irritated me;

[00:01:12] And then last night

[00:01:14] You broke my heart

[00:01:17] Because I sat down on you

[00:01:20] Two hundred pounds on you

[00:01:22] Then snap crack

[00:01:24] Everything just went black

[00:01:26] My wonderful old back

[00:01:27] Scratcher fell apart

[00:01:31] Yes you broke in half

[00:01:33] And now you're too short;

[00:01:35] I tried Scotch tape

[00:01:37] As a last resort

[00:01:41] But with Scotch tape

[00:01:42] It wasn't the same;

[00:01:45] The thrill that was

[00:01:46] Wild is suddenly tame

[00:01:50] But Old Man Sorrow will not get me down;

[00:01:55] I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown

[00:02:00] Alright I must follow Heaven's plan:

[00:02:05] Around and around I'll go

[00:02:07] Through Chinatown I'll go

[00:02:10] Hoping to find another

[00:02:11] One just like you

[00:02:13] An old Chinese back scratcher

[00:02:16] Made in Japan