《Leopold Alcocks》歌词

[00:00:07] Leopold alcox my distant relation

[00:00:14] Came to my flat for a brief visitation

[00:00:20] He's been here since february damn and blast him

[00:00:26] My nerves and my furniture may not outlast him

[00:00:34] Leopold alcox is accident prone

[00:00:40] He's lost my bath plug he's ruptured my telephone

[00:00:47] My antirrhinums my motorbike my sofa

[00:00:54] There isn't anything he can't trip over

[00:01:04] He's upset my goldfish he's jinxed my wisteria

[00:01:10] My budgie's gone broody my tortoise has hysteria

[00:01:18] He cleans my teapots my saucepans with brasso

[00:01:24] And leaves chocolate fingerprints on my picasso

[00:01:31] Leopold alcox an uncanny creature

[00:01:38] He can't take tea without some misadventure

[00:01:45] He looks up from his tea cup with a smirk on his features

[00:01:51] And a slice of my porcelain between his dentures

[00:02:02] I brought home my bird for some turkish moussaka

[00:02:09] Up looms old leopold I know when I'm knackered

[00:02:16] He spills the vino the great eager beaver

[00:02:23] Drenching her jump suit and my joie de vivre

[00:02:30] Leopold alcox stirring my spleen

[00:02:37] You are the grit in my life's vaseline

[00:02:43] A pox on you alcox you've been here since feb'ry

[00:02:51] Go home and leave me alone with my debris

[00:03:05] So leopold alcox my distant relation

[00:03:14] Has gone away home after his visitation

[00:03:21] I glimpsed him waving bye bye this last minute

[00:03:28] Waving his hand with my door knob still in it