《Inactive》歌词

[00:00:00] Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:18] I'm waking up in cheeto dust

[00:00:22] My belly's covered with pizza crust

[00:00:25] I'm using my inhaler now

[00:00:32] I'm out of shape fattening up

[00:00:36] I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup

[00:00:39] Donut crumbs are upon my lips whoa

[00:00:44] The TV's on I really hate this show

[00:00:49] I can't reach my remote control

[00:00:52] Welcome to my new place to my new place

[00:00:56] Sorry it's a cramped space but it's my place

[00:01:03] I'm really inactive I'm so inactive

[00:01:10] I'm really inactive highly inactive

[00:01:14] My muscle's gone I'm atrophied

[00:01:18] Always lose my fight with gravity

[00:01:21] I rest my bones and just chillax

[00:01:28] My nordictrack's collecting dust

[00:01:32] And my stairmaster's a pile of rust

[00:01:36] This is it the inertia

[00:01:41] I can't get up this couch is part of me

[00:01:45] I'm growing cobwebs on my knee

[00:01:49] Pretty sad for my age sad for my age

[00:01:52] I could read my rib cage here is my age

[00:01:59] I'm really inactive yes quite inactive

[00:02:06] I'm really inactive not very active

[00:02:10] Near comatose no exercise

[00:02:17] Don't tag my toe I'm still alive

[00:02:23] I'm giving up my energy is shot

[00:02:27] I'm never moving from this spot

[00:02:31] Never move from this place move from this place

[00:02:35] I'll stay here in this place right in this place

[00:02:41] I'm really inactive just so inactive

[00:02:48] I'm really inactive not so attractive