《Shopmobility Scooter》歌词

[00:00:00] Shopmobility Scooter - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:14] In 2004 I read a letter in the star

[00:00:20] It were about a german market in the town

[00:00:27] They were sellin fancy cheese an meet an continentil wine

[00:00:34] An the author of the letter had to frown

[00:00:39] Cause where's he gonna park

[00:00:43] Where's he gonna park

[00:00:46] His shopmobility scooter

[00:00:51] Tadaaaayyyy

[00:00:54] Cause where's he gonna park

[00:00:56] Where's he gonna park

[00:01:00] His shopmobility scooter

[00:01:05] Tadaaaayyyy

[00:01:09] In 2005 I heard a tale in the pub

[00:01:15] Big frank were tekkin scooter down to shop

[00:01:22] Well half way there he hit the kerb an battery went flat

[00:01:29] Now he's stuck about A mile from co-op

[00:01:35] An where's he gonna charge

[00:01:38] Where's he gonna charge

[00:01:41] His shopmibility scooter

[00:01:46] Tadaaayyyyy

[00:01:48] Cause where's he gonna park

[00:01:51] Where's he gonna park

[00:01:55] His shopmobility scooter

[00:01:59] Tadaaaayyyy

[00:02:04] In 2006 I had me eye on fairer s**

[00:02:10] I where tryin t impress this lovely lass called jean

[00:02:17] I got meself a rascal an painted lightning on the side

[00:02:24] Now I'm courting an its thanks to mean machine

[00:02:29] But where am I gonna put jean

[00:02:32] Where am I gonna put jean

[00:02:36] In me shopmobility scooter

[00:02:41] Tadaaayyyyyy

[00:02:43] But where am I gonna put jean

[00:02:46] Where am I gonna put jean

[00:02:50] His shopmobility scooter

[00:02:53] Shopmobility scooter

[00:02:59] Tadaaaayyyy

[00:03:04] I love you jean