《两名男子街头相遇(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] 两名男子街头相遇 (Live) - 陈奕迅 (Eason Chan)

[00:00:08] 词： 黄伟文

[00:00:17] 曲： 王双骏

[00:00:26] 你过来逢人凶一凶

[00:00:28] 亚婆凶一凶细路凶一凶

[00:00:31] 打挛街灯踢凹垃圾筒

[00:00:34] 小心火种我系炸药一吨

[00:00:36] 揩亲（sorry） sorry都无用

[00:00:39] 我口黑面黑你口肿面肿

[00:00:41] 今晚边个撞到我咁就真系huh huh

[00:00:44] 你仲出街乜你真系咁鬼蠢

[00:00:47] 梳过头熄了灯

[00:00:49] 出去记得锁上门

[00:00:52] 和想清想楚有没有身份证

[00:00:57] 记得带齐信用咭

[00:01:00] 钞票驾驶执照

[00:01:03] 为何仍然没有自信心

[00:01:07] 还是怕黑又怕死

[00:01:09] 又担心街口有枪战

[00:01:13] 怕失控的汽车和骤降的陨石

[00:01:17] 同样怕贼又怕鬼

[00:01:20] 又怕天气突然地变坏

[00:01:24] 更怕撞见熟人喂o靓仔

[00:01:28] Um 我话咪埋o黎你又真系唔听

[00:01:41] 我话好鬼燥你又真系唔惊

[00:01:44] 你好痛你想喊我都一样

[00:01:46] 我系地上最强但系容易受伤

[00:01:49] 你知唔知我（我唔知o番）

[00:01:50] 今日发生乜o野事

[00:01:52] 我男人老狗走去买个barbie

[00:01:54] 佢望o左我一眼话我鬼咁白痴

[00:01:56] 出o黎行梗系要有lv

[00:01:59] 已经带备八达通八达四通的马路

[00:02:05] 连街口7仔都怕我走不到

[00:02:10] 看一看右再望左也是那么恐怖

[00:02:16] 无人前来为我问句好

[00:02:19] 还是怕黑又怕死

[00:02:22] 又惊街边空气污染

[00:02:26] 怕几个金发的行近我的背面

[00:02:30] 同样怕贼又怕鬼

[00:02:32] 又怕不觉吸了二手烟

[00:02:37] 怕肺病会蔓延

[00:02:40] Um 又系你怀着给她的爵士唱片

[00:02:43] 怀着给她的钻石戒指

[00:02:46] 挨下去横越这惊心都市

[00:02:51] 怀着给她的快递信件

[00:02:53] 怀着那份fed ex 一般的勇敢

[00:02:58] 我即席变身

[00:03:01] 无论怕黑或怕死

[00:03:04] 但今晚都总会赶到

[00:03:07] 当整个都市都拦住我的去路

[00:03:11] 无论怕贼或怕鬼

[00:03:14] 若你阻我这个任务

[00:03:18] 也会被我击倒

[00:03:22] 死!死啊!打死你!

[00:03:25] 喂`谢你出手咁豪

[00:03:28] Hey hey ha ha not at all !!!

[00:03:30] 我都扮o左咁多年大佬

[00:03:33] 势估唔到比个女人治到

[00:03:35] 有得做o下受害者都几好

[00:03:38] 喂（咩事啊!）唔该揾人call架白车o黎好唔好