《Great Big Stupid World》歌词

[00:00:00] Great Big Stupid World - Randy Stonehill

[00:00:07] Well we worship at the shroud of Elvis

[00:00:11] And we're waiting for that money from Ed McMahon

[00:00:15] And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth

[00:00:18] While we follow what the daily horoscopes saying

[00:00:22] Taking lethal doses of MTV

[00:00:26] Delving into pet psychiatry

[00:00:30] Trying to treat cancer with a fruit juice cure

[00:00:33] And waiting for the Beatles reunion tour

[00:00:37] Cuz it's a great big stupid world

[00:00:41] And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around

[00:00:45] Great big stupid world

[00:00:48] And we're never really sure if we're up or down

[00:00:52] We're on a dirt clod out in space

[00:00:56] Where it stops nobody knows

[00:01:00] If Jesus came back today

[00:01:03] They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show

[00:01:07] Cuz it's a great big stupid world

[00:01:11] Great big stupid world

[00:01:22] Well we're hot on the trail of Big Foot

[00:01:26] And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power

[00:01:29] We're hoping that the creatures from outer space

[00:01:33] Come to set us free in that final hour

[00:01:38] Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads

[00:01:41] Getting melanoma from our tanning beds

[00:01:45] Channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine

[00:01:49] And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying

[00:01:52] Well it's a Great Big Stupid world

[00:01:56] And we're feeling kinda queasy as it turns around

[00:02:00] Great big stupid world

[00:02:03] And we're never really sure if we're up or down

[00:02:07] We're on a dirt clod out in space

[00:02:11] Where it stops nobody knows

[00:02:15] If Jesus came back today

[00:02:18] They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show

[00:02:22] Cuz it's a great big stupid world

[00:02:26] Great big stupid world

[00:02:34] Well it's a Great Big Stupid world

[00:02:38] Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world

[00:02:59] It's a great big stupid

[00:03:02] Great big stupid

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[00:03:11] Great big stupid world

[00:03:17] Well we're studying the National Enquirer

[00:03:20] Is it true Sonny Bono is the Anti Christ

[00:03:24] We debate if T V wrestling is really a sport

[00:03:28] While we're testing rock roll

[00:03:30] And it's effect on mice

[00:03:32] Bonding with our little computer screens

[00:03:36] Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines

[00:03:40] Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires

[00:03:43] So everybody finally gets to look like Cher

[00:03:47] It's a great big stupid world

[00:03:50] And we're feeling kind of queezy as it turns around

[00:03:54] Great big stupid world

[00:03:58] And we're never really sure if we're up or down

[00:04:02] It's a great big stupid world

[00:04:06] Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world

[00:04:10] Great Big Stupid world

[00:04:13] Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world

[00:04:17] Great Big Stupid world

[00:04:21] Dumb dumb da dumb dumb dumd dumd mumd mumd yea

[00:04:25] Great Big Stupid world

[00:04:28] Dumb dumb da dumb dumb