《Ernie (The Fastest Milkman in The West) (In the Style of Benny Hill) (Karaoke Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ernie(The Fastest Milkman In The West)(Complete version originally performed by Benny Hill) - Various Artists (欧美群星)

[00:00:05] You could hear the hoof beats pound

[00:00:06] As they raced across the ground

[00:00:09] And the clatter of the wheels

[00:00:10] As they spun round and round

[00:00:12] And he galloped into market street

[00:00:14] His badge upon his chest

[00:00:15] His name was ernie

[00:00:17] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

[00:00:21] Now ernie loved a widow a lady known as sue

[00:00:24] She lived all alone in liddley lane

[00:00:26] At number twenty

[00:00:28] They said she was too good for him

[00:00:30] She was haughty proud and chic

[00:00:32] But ernie got his cocoa

[00:00:34] There three times every week

[00:00:36] They called him ernie (ernie)

[00:00:40] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

[00:00:43] She said she'd like to bathe in milk

[00:00:46] He said all right sweetheart

[00:00:47] And when he'd finished work

[00:00:49] One night he loaded up his cart

[00:00:51] He said you want it pasturize

[00:00:53] Cause pasturize is best

[00:00:55] She says ernie I'll be happy

[00:00:57] If it comes up to my chest

[00:00:59] That tickled old ernie (ernie)

[00:01:03] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh

[00:01:09] Now ernie had a rival an evil looking man

[00:01:12] Called two ton ted from teddington

[00:01:14] And he drove the baker's van

[00:01:16] He tempted her with his treacle tarts

[00:01:18] And his tasty wholemeal bread

[00:01:20] And when she seen the size

[00:01:21] Of his hot meat pies

[00:01:22] It very near turned her head

[00:01:25] She nearly swooned at his macaroon

[00:01:26] And he said If you treat me right

[00:01:28] You'll have hot rolls every morning

[00:01:30] And crumpets every night

[00:01:32] He knew once she sampled his layer cake

[00:01:34] He'd have his wicked way

[00:01:36] And all ernie had to offer was a pint of milk a day

[00:01:40] Poor ernie (ernie)

[00:01:44] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west oh

[00:01:50] One lunch time ted saw ernie's horse

[00:01:51] And cart outside her door

[00:01:53] It drove him mad to find it was still

[00:01:55] There at half past four

[00:01:57] And as he lept down from his van

[00:01:59] Hot blood through his veins did course

[00:02:01] And he went across to ernie's cart

[00:02:02] And didn't half kick his orse

[00:02:05] Whose name was trigger (trigger)

[00:02:08] And he pulled the fastest milk cart in the west

[00:02:12] Now ernie rushed out into the street

[00:02:14] His gold top in his hand

[00:02:16] He said If you wanna marry susie

[00:02:18] You'll fight for her like a man

[00:02:20] Oh why don't we play cards for her

[00:02:22] He sneeringly replied

[00:02:24] And just to make it interesting

[00:02:25] We'll have a shilling on the side

[00:02:29] Now ernie dragged him from his van

[00:02:30] And beneath the blazing sun

[00:02:32] They stood there face to face

[00:02:34] And ted went for his bun

[00:02:36] But ernie was too quick things

[00:02:38] Didn't go the way ted planned

[00:02:40] And a strawberry flavoured yogurt sent

[00:02:42] It spinning from his hand

[00:02:45] Now susie ran between them

[00:02:46] And tried to keep them apart

[00:02:48] And ernie he pushed her aside

[00:02:50] And a rock cake caught him underneath his heart

[00:02:53] And he looked up in pained surprise

[00:02:54] And the concrete hardened crust

[00:02:56] Of a stale pork pie caught him

[00:02:58] In the eye and ernie bit the dust

[00:03:00] Poor ernie (ernie)

[00:03:04] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west

[00:03:08] Ernie was only fifty two he didn't wanna die

[00:03:12] And now he's gone to make deliveries

[00:03:14] In that milk round in the sky

[00:03:16] Where the customers are angels

[00:03:18] And ferocious dogs are banned

[00:03:20] And the milkman's life is full of fun

[00:03:22] In that fairy dairy land

[00:03:25] But a woman's needs are many fold

[00:03:27] And soon she married ted

[00:03:29] But strange things happened

[00:03:31] On their wedding night

[00:03:32] As they lay in their bed

[00:03:34] Was that the trees a rustling

[00:03:35] Or the hinges of the gate

[00:03:37] Or ernie's ghostly gold tops a rattling in their crate

[00:03:41] They won't forget ernie (ernie)

[00:03:45] And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west