《Ebay ’eck(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ebay 'eck (Live) - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:17] Deidre were the name of my first wife

[00:00:21] And she really were

[00:00:22] The true love of my life

[00:00:25] But she ran off

[00:00:26] With me best mate Jim

[00:00:28] And I really do miss him

[00:00:30] 'Cause we used go crown green

[00:00:31] Bowling Tuesday night

[00:00:35] Around the house

[00:00:36] I still see Deidre's face

[00:00:39] In the nick nacks that

[00:00:40] She left around the place

[00:00:43] And my hearts in disarray

[00:00:45] So I'm flogging

[00:00:46] Her stuff on e-bay

[00:00:48] Yes ee-by-eck Ebay is really ace

[00:00:52] And there's a starting bid of a quid

[00:00:54] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:00:56] I got two bids in for

[00:00:58] The Ronan Keating hat

[00:01:00] And there's two hours to go

[00:01:03] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:01:05] Yes Ebay's great

[00:01:07] For selling all your tat

[00:01:10] Oh yes cocker the post it is free

[00:01:14] On my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVD

[00:01:18] I feel like auctioning me hats

[00:01:21] But until then I'll start

[00:01:23] By selling all her Right Said Fred CD's

[00:01:27] Believe you me

[00:01:28] I'm auctioning the lot

[00:01:31] Please check out

[00:01:32] All the feedback I have got

[00:01:35] I'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour posters

[00:01:38] And backstreet boys drink coasters

[00:01:40] And a Bon Jovi mug

[00:01:41] That changes colour

[00:01:42] When it's hot hot hot

[00:01:44] And there's a starting bid of a quid

[00:01:46] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:01:49] I got two bids in

[00:01:50] For the Ronan Keating hat

[00:01:53] And there's two hours to go

[00:01:55] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:01:57] Yes Ebay's great for

[00:01:59] Selling all your tat

[00:02:02] I've sold the lot and

[00:02:03] I feel empty inside

[00:02:06] And my true emotions can no longer hide

[00:02:10] But I'll tell thee summat for knowt

[00:02:14] I've had a look in me PayPal account

[00:02:16] There's two grand in there

[00:02:17] I'm off to buy a Russian bride

[00:02:18] Come on

[00:02:19] And there's a starting bid of a quid

[00:02:21] On the Bullseye teatowel

[00:02:23] I got two bids in

[00:02:25] For the Ronan Keating hat

[00:02:28] And there's two hours to go

[00:02:30] On the Fred Dibnah photo

[00:02:32] Yes Ebay's great for

[00:02:34] Selling all your tat