《You Can’t Rap(New Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] You Can't Rap (New Version) - Example (艾洛特·格里夫)

[00:00:10] You can't rap my friend

[00:00:12] You're white and you're from Fulham

[00:00:15] Please put down the mic

[00:00:17] There's no way you can fool them

[00:00:20] Don't be stupid you won't get that far

[00:00:25] Turn your back on Hip Hop bro

[00:00:27] And go and play guitar

[00:00:30] Of all the possibilities I ever could chosen

[00:00:32] Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop

[00:00:35] Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop

[00:00:38] Sitting there shocked that some other bloody sh*t hot

[00:00:40] Dude with a mullet bussin shorts

[00:00:42] Wearing flip flops

[00:00:43] Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross

[00:00:45] Of fans loving Prodigy

[00:00:46] Kylie and Slipknot

[00:00:48] Nearly coulda happened bro

[00:00:49] Look at me I sh*t not

[00:00:50] Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it

[00:00:53] If only he was ghetto mans

[00:00:54] Maybe we would sell a bit

[00:00:55] I tried hard to dig up the credentials

[00:00:57] Even thought about putting gold in my dentals

[00:01:00] An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent

[00:01:03] But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction

[00:01:05] I said bye to Rap saw the issue at hand

[00:01:08] Some guitar lessons later formed my own band

[00:01:11] You can't rap my friend

[00:01:13] You're white and you're from Fulham

[00:01:15] Please put down the mic

[00:01:18] There's no way you can fool them

[00:01:20] Don't be stupid you won't get that far

[00:01:26] Turn your back on Hip Hop

[00:01:27] Bro and go and play guitar

[00:01:31] Attention seeking how far should a man go

[00:01:33] Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh

[00:01:36] Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles

[00:01:38] Turn my good life into a baby shambles

[00:01:41] F**k myself up real properly like Pete Doherty

[00:01:44] Cover of heat I'm hot property

[00:01:46] Everybody's clocking me I own the crowd

[00:01:48] Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud

[00:01:51] Next exchange vows now my pop's is proud

[00:01:53] There's a nine on my cloud

[00:01:55] I'm as pleased as I ever been bro

[00:01:56] Mans flash like Jose Mourinho

[00:01:58] Women crave me like bottles of pinot

[00:02:01] Now I've got big I can fight photographers

[00:02:03] Bang the obvious please biographers

[00:02:06] Spend currency 'til there ain't none left

[00:02:08] And when I need more I'll fake my own death

[00:02:11] You can't rap my friend

[00:02:13] You're white and you're from Fulham

[00:02:16] Please put down the mic

[00:02:18] There's no way you can fool them

[00:02:21] Don't be stupid

[00:02:24] You won't get that far

[00:02:26] Turn your back on Hip Hop

[00:02:28] Bro and go and play guitar

[00:02:31] Right now it's just hit and miss

[00:02:33] Soon I'll taste a bit of bliss

[00:02:34] Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss

[00:02:36] Never doing hideous

[00:02:37] It's too bad for business

[00:02:39] I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious

[00:02:41] Never out-riddle this

[00:02:43] All chattin' gibberish

[00:02:44] Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this

[00:02:46] I hear your retorts

[00:02:48] There's all sorts like liquorice

[00:02:49] I can sense your bitterness

[00:02:50] You wishing you written this

[00:02:52] You can't rap my friend

[00:02:54] You're white and you're from Fulham

[00:02:57] Please put down the mic

[00:02:59] There's no way you can fool them

[00:03:02] Don't be stupid you won't get that far

[00:03:07] Turn your back on Hip Hop

[00:03:08] Bro and go and play guitar