《笑死朕》歌词

[00:00:00] 笑死朕 - 陈奕迅 (Eason Chan)

[00:00:08] 词：陈咏谦

[00:00:17] 曲：Jerald

[00:00:26] 若是未习惯计数算数

[00:00:28] 放弃饰演祖冲之

[00:00:29] 在中文科李白都有讲

[00:00:32] 自古天生有用不要慌

[00:00:36] 尚有一线希望

[00:00:40] 然后明白

[00:00:41] 地上没别个似我说笑

[00:00:42] 说到差利都开声

[00:00:43] 问我索取秘方

[00:00:47] 祟拜我的杀伤力

[00:00:51] 只可以讲

[00:00:52] 无厘头原为寻求和平

[00:00:53] 无聊学叙述另类行为习性

[00:00:55] 怎么你眼泪喷

[00:00:57] 肚麻痹脱牙骹

[00:00:59] 皆因我暗地里

[00:01:01] 按住你笑穴

[00:01:03] 邀请你接下句

[00:01:05] 当回礼当复仇

[00:01:07] 可惜你却没有

[00:01:08] 发现我笑穴

[00:01:31] 活着就是痛哄哄骗骗

[00:01:32] 骗了三餐加一宿

[00:01:33] 白手兴家你在讲废话

[00:01:37] 另一边厢我在讲笑话

[00:01:41] 两者一决高下

[00:01:44] 还未谈及

[00:01:45] 电视在直播某个政客

[00:01:47] 说了整整七分钟

[00:01:48] 闷到我熄了他

[00:01:52] 来个笑话笑死朕

[00:01:55] 不可以吗

[00:01:56] 耶和华民望日日落后

[00:01:58] 如来佛避忌就话投陈奕迅

[00:02:00] 怎么你眼泪喷

[00:02:02] 肚麻痹脱牙骹

[00:02:04] 皆因我暗地里

[00:02:06] 按住你笑穴

[00:02:07] 邀请你接下句

[00:02:09] 当回礼当复仇

[00:02:11] 可惜你却没有

[00:02:13] 发现我笑穴

[00:02:15] Eric kwok

[00:02:18] 拜托开个玩笑

[00:02:20] 令人觉得好笑

[00:02:22] Jerald chan

[00:02:25] 你说得太烂了没人笑

[00:02:30] 怎么你眼泪喷

[00:02:31] 肚麻痹脱牙骹

[00:02:33] 皆因我暗地里

[00:02:35] 按住你笑穴

[00:02:37] 邀请你接下句

[00:02:39] 当回礼当复仇

[00:02:41] 可惜你却没有

[00:02:43] 发现我笑穴

[00:02:44] 好想笑终于我开窍

[00:02:52] 不可勉强别人

[00:02:55] 只得我有办法

[00:02:57] 按住我笑穴

[00:02:59] 怎么你肚麻痹

[00:03:01] 脱牙骹眼泪喷

[00:03:03] 皆因我暗地里

[00:03:05] 按住你笑穴

[00:03:06] 邀请你接下句

[00:03:08] 当回礼当复仇

[00:03:10] 可惜你却没有

[00:03:12] 发现我笑穴