《You Saw My Blinker》歌词

[00:00:00] You Saw My Blinker - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

[00:00:22] This is a story I'll never forget

[00:00:24] About the day my new car got hit

[00:00:27] It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick

[00:00:29] When I heard the crash I got mad as hell

[00:00:31] Cruising down the highway fast not slow

[00:00:33] Ninety miles an hour in my 5 0

[00:00:35] People waving at me cause they know who I am

[00:00:38] Alpine stero blasting a jam

[00:00:40] Put the top down said my girlfriend

[00:00:42] Then my damn hat blew off in the wind

[00:00:45] I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought

[00:00:47] I shoulda put her out it was all her fault

[00:00:49] Day was friday date was ten

[00:00:51] My girl was looking good on a strem

[00:00:53] She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear

[00:00:56] Said hit me again and I'll break your wrist

[00:00:58] That day I dressed all in white

[00:01:00] Takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night

[00:01:02] I was hoping I could find a short cut

[00:01:05] I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt

[00:01:07] There was this lady in a pinto coup

[00:01:09] 'Bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop

[00:01:11] Driving off fast borderline insane

[00:01:14] Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane

[00:01:16] I swerved left then I swerved right

[00:01:18] She was still tailgating me too damn tight

[00:01:20] To the left lane I tried to switch

[00:01:23] Then you saw my blinker b**ch

[00:01:43] We both pulled off on the side of the road

[00:01:45] I was hot ready to explode

[00:01:48] The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose

[00:01:50] Is I was 21 and she was 90 years old

[00:01:52] Then the police came turn the lights off

[00:01:54] The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft

[00:01:57] The cop said ah it'll be ok

[00:01:59] Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe

[00:02:01] I said wait what's going on cap'

[00:02:03] Her car's fine my car is wrecked

[00:02:06] Then I saw what happened in the crash

[00:02:08] Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash

[00:02:10] You hit me I didn't hit you

[00:02:12] Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue

[00:02:14] It's your fault you caused all this

[00:02:17] You saw my blinker b**ch

[00:02:37] Wednesday October the fourth

[00:02:39] That's when we got our day in court

[00:02:42] That lady destroyed my case

[00:02:44] She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace

[00:02:46] I jumped up I said you must be jokin'

[00:02:49] Come on judge her neck ain't broken

[00:02:51] Well I'll be damned

[00:02:53] Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand

[00:02:55] The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground

[00:02:57] Judge said boy you'd better calm down

[00:02:59] Aren't you one of them damn rap singers

[00:03:02] Yeah then I gave him the finger

[00:03:05] Judge held me in contempt of court

[00:03:06] For givin' him the finger and things of that sort

[00:03:09] Anything to say before you're dismissed

[00:03:11] Just one you saw my blinker b**ch