《Perfect Saturday(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Perfect Saturday - The Lonely Island (孤岛乐队)

[00:00:02] Yea

[00:00:02] This beat remind me of back in the day

[00:00:05] Sunshine chillin

[00:00:06] Man tell em about your perfect Saturday

[00:00:10] Woke up at ten no worries at all

[00:00:12] Another sunny day in LA that's how we roll

[00:00:15] Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight

[00:00:17] Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night

[00:00:20] Yea man you know I got the sticky for sho

[00:00:22] And 5 females coming over at 4

[00:00:25] I'mma hop in the shower clean my nuts

[00:00:27] Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts

[00:00:30] Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors

[00:00:32] Top down cruising as I head to the store

[00:00:35] Jim has some brews everything that we need

[00:00:37] Then back to the crib smoking indoor w**d

[00:00:40] It's the perfect Saturday there's knock on the door

[00:00:42] Man these girls are here early it's a quarter to four

[00:00:45] Man which of these freaks I'mma see in my bed

[00:00:47] Open the door and see my homie Ned

[00:00:50] Oh hey guys how's it going

[00:00:51] (Wuddup Ned )

[00:00:52] I got 911 need to use your head

[00:00:55] (That's a no can do ooh your breath is all hit)

[00:00:57] Yea I know now move I gotta take a sh*t

[00:00:59] Now normally Ned the bathroom was yours

[00:01:02] But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4

[00:01:04] Fine freaks Okay new plan

[00:01:06] I'll just hold it

[00:01:07] And let out small farts for the rest of the night

[00:01:10] Okay Ned thanks for stopping by

[00:01:12] (You're welcome)

[00:01:15] Seriously Ned it was good to see you

[00:01:17] (I know)

[00:01:21] Listen the freaks are gonna be here any minute

[00:01:23] We gotta get rid of this guy

[00:01:25] Hey dude he's your friend you should ask him to leave

[00:01:27] Listen if the freaks come here he cannot be here

[00:01:33] Oh god fart noises

[00:01:37] Sh*t

[00:01:39] Ah one second

[00:01:41] What time is it

[00:01:42] It's 4 it's them

[00:01:43] Who The freaks

[00:01:44] Yes get Ned out

[00:01:45] Ned you gotta hop out the window

[00:01:47] But we're on the 5th floor

[00:01:49] Yes move like endo

[00:01:50] I'm not doing that

[00:01:51] Then hit the bathroom on the double

[00:01:52] The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble

[00:01:55] Look seriously I'll hold it

[00:01:57] I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times

[00:02:00] Oh what the f**k

[00:02:02] Oh no

[00:02:03] I'm gonna need to borrow some pants

[00:02:05] No

[00:02:06] Oh hey ladies

[00:02:06] (Oh my God it smells like f**kin death in here)

[00:02:10] Hey freaks

[00:02:11] (This place smells like sh*t)

[00:02:13] It was them

[00:02:13] We're out of here

[00:02:14] Becca wait

[00:02:15] Oh you guys blew it

[00:02:17] Well that's too bad but we ain't mad

[00:02:20] No In fact we got something to show you

[00:02:22] It's down this hallway and open this door

[00:02:25] (A surprise )

[00:02:25] Yea man something like that

[00:02:27] So walk out front and don't look back

[00:02:29] (What's all this plastic Were you painting last night )

[00:02:32] Don't worry about it just walk towards the light

[00:02:35] (It sure is pretty)

[00:02:36] Yea sure is

[00:02:37] Close your eyes Ned

[00:02:38] (You're my only friends)

[00:02:45] Yea motherf**kers

[00:02:47] You already think you were gonna get out

[00:02:49] Of this without a fart joke did you

[00:02:50] You wack motherf**kers

[00:02:52] You p**sy motherf**kers

[00:02:54] The f**k yall thinkin

[00:02:56] This is Lonely Island

[00:02:58] Oh cause we got a little paper now

[00:03:00] And you see us on the TV

[00:03:02] You think we don't do fart jokes no more

[00:03:04] We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit

[00:03:08] Ya fart motherf**kers f**k yall