《One For The Griot (Explicit)》歌词

[00:04:44] 浣滆瘝 : Cadet, Pritchard

[00:04:44] I like how, when you turn the intercom up

[00:04:44] Like all that little background noise

[00:04:44] When the beat comes in

[00:04:44] That's real smooth man

[00:04:44] F**k studios, just happen to be here

[00:04:44] Aight, whatever

[00:04:44] [J-Live

[00:04:44] Yo,

[00:04:44] He woke up in a daze, back achin'

[00:04:44] Breath smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' like sex

[00:04:44] Head throbbin' like the bass from the club last night

[00:04:44] No idea how he left, needless to say, perplexed

[00:04:44] As he looked around the room that he never been in

[00:04:44] Candles all around the bed, sheets quite feminine

[00:04:44] Bucked naked with his kicks on

[00:04:44] Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the bedroom floor

[00:04:44] He heard singin' from the shower from the bathroom door

[00:04:44] Sounded like Melvin Moore but he couldn't be sure

[00:04:44] She had a sexy ass voice but she was so off-key

[00:04:44] Couldn't 'member how she looked, couldn't wait to see

[00:04:44] Hopin' that it was the girl, third floor of the club

[00:04:44] The one that let him grab her ass when they twisted the dub

[00:04:44] Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest list line

[00:04:44] Either one and several others would've suited him fine

[00:04:44] From the bed to the bathroom, a voice said "come in"

[00:04:44] Gradually now, he starts to remember

[00:04:44] Peeped through the shower curtain, like bachelor number three

[00:04:44] Pleasantly surprised to see that it was the bartender

[00:04:44] And 'tender was the operative word

[00:04:44] She had a body like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd

[00:04:44] Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, kooky nipples

[00:04:44] Eyes wider than hips, full lips between dimples

[00:04:44] She said "how did you sleep?" He said he didn't know

[00:04:44] She asked "was it good for you too?" "I think so

[00:04:44] But I really can't remember what went down last night"

[00:04:44] She told him "take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights"

[00:04:44] Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs achin'

[00:04:44] Breath short from the eff, dick wrapped in a hat

[00:04:44] Wide open cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack

[00:04:44] Spit four in the shower till his tire went flat

[00:04:44] She thought he was all that

[00:04:44] She said "I don't have to work today

[00:04:44] Take a little nap so we can do it again"

[00:04:44] No sooner than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed

[00:04:44] He said "please baby, please don't let it be your boyfriend

[00:04:44] For the love of basketball, Mademoiselle, look

[00:04:44] I ain't Biggie Smalls, I don't even want a story to tell

[00:04:44] I'm a lover, not a fighter, alright"

[00:04:44] But then a girl walked in

[00:04:44] Saw him naked and said "What the hell?!"

[00:04:44] Time stood still as he thought to himself,

[00:04:44] "This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day"

[00:04:44] She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, "How you doin'?

[00:04:44] Would you care to join in?" She said, "* is you crazy?

[00:04:44] See this ring on my finger? That's my wife you was f**kin'

[00:04:44] My name ain't Ronald聽???, don't try to play me out"

[00:04:44] She reached in her purse for the little pearl handle

[00:04:44] He splashed her in the face with the wax from the candle

[00:04:44] The 'tender ran back into the bathroom, screamin'

[00:04:44] Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little neck

[00:04:44] The burnt-face wife pulled a gun on the dude

[00:04:44] Famous last words: "I ain't mean you no disrespect!"

[00:04:44] [Talking

[00:04:44] Wow! That was crazy

[00:04:44] Yo J, that was cool and all (uh huh)

[00:04:44] But what's up with the violent ending, man?

[00:04:44] Is it possible for it to end a little more pleasant?

[00:04:44] [Chorus

[00:04:44] What if the story woulda ended like this?

[00:04:44] I'ma kick it again but only with a slight twist

[00:04:44] It goes one for the griot

[00:04:44] Two for da gods

[00:04:44] Three to flip the script, cuz it ain't that hard

[00:04:44] Check it out

[00:04:44] Time stood still as he thought to himself,

[00:04:44] "This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day"

[00:04:44] She's too young to be her mother; "Would you care to join in?"

[00:04:44] She was butt naked under her coat, he was amazed

[00:04:44] At the second wind kickin' in, thinkin' 'bout the fact

[00:04:44] That he almost didn't go to the club, woulda been wack

[00:04:44] If he missed out on the greatest love of his life

[00:04:44] Imagine if he stayed home with his wife

[00:04:44] Cuz girl two, yo her body made the 'tender look like a fender bender

[00:04:44] The three of them together turned the bed to a blender

[00:04:44] He left like five hours later with a permanent tease

[00:04:44] And feels he will ever remember

[00:04:44] [Talking

[00:04:44] C'mon J,

[00:04:44] There's no way my man got laid quite like that

[00:04:44] It just don't happen

[00:04:44] It's like a porno or somethin'

[00:04:44] And what about his wife?

[00:04:44] She didn't even say nothin'?

[00:04:44] She didn't page him?

[00:04:44] [Chorus

[00:04:44] Time stood still as he thought to himself,

[00:04:44] "This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day"

[00:04:44] She's too young to be her mother, so he asked, "How you doin'?"

[00:04:44] She said "Eww! It smells like somebody been screwin'!

[00:04:44] I hope it wasn't y'all" then she started laughin'

[00:04:44] He said "What's so funny?" She said "You don't know the half!"

[00:04:44] She was starin' at the joint with a f**ked-up smile

[00:04:44] She said "I can come back if you gon' be here for a while

[00:04:44] But between me and you, and my roommate too

[00:04:44] What I'm 'bout to say might just be a little snafu

[00:04:44] In your plans! Put it like this, she used to be a dude!"

[00:04:44] (Yeah, how's that for a plot twist)

[00:04:44] He asked the 'tender was it true

[00:04:44] She said "*, I told you last night, my man. I thought you knew!"

[00:04:44] [Talking

[00:04:44] Ewww, *! (Hahaha)

[00:04:44] For real? (Yeah, man)

[00:04:44] Uh uh, man you're sick (Hahaha)

[00:04:44] For real? You got dat homie, I'm out