《三十六计》歌词

[00:00:00] 三十六计 - 林海峰

[00:00:03] 词：林海峰

[00:00:07] 曲：林海峰

[00:00:10] 谂下计谂下计

[00:00:12] 食脑冠军边个系

[00:00:13] 你级数这么低

[00:00:14] 你跟我冇得挥

[00:00:16] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:00:17] 没法看清真与伪

[00:00:18] 果边个位哥仔

[00:00:20] 有笋野俾你睇

[00:00:21] 谂下计谂下计

[00:00:22] 学下拍拖点作弊

[00:00:24] 应该声东击西

[00:00:25] 手机永不开启

[00:00:27] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:00:28] 但我搞得好美丽

[00:00:29] 听听呢首歌仔

[00:00:31] 只CD好鬼抵

[00:00:43] 我话呢个世界

[00:00:44] 够哂古灵精怪

[00:00:46] 一唔小心差错脚

[00:00:47] 你会跌落悬崖

[00:00:48] 打机俾人呃武器

[00:00:50] 唔洗要生又要死

[00:00:51] 你话自己唔够运

[00:00:52] 其实系贪字得个贫

[00:00:54] 纵火打劫借刀杀人

[00:00:56] 反客为主借尸还魂

[00:00:57] 江湖险恶牛鬼蛇神

[00:00:58] 一语记之带眼识人

[00:01:00] 谂下计谂下计

[00:01:01] 食脑冠军边个系

[00:01:02] 你级数这么低

[00:01:03] 你跟我冇得挥

[00:01:05] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:01:06] 没法看清真与伪

[00:01:07] 果边个位哥仔

[00:01:09] 有笋野俾你睇

[00:01:10] 谂下计谂下计

[00:01:12] 学下拍拖点作弊

[00:01:13] 应该声东击西

[00:01:14] 手机永不开启

[00:01:16] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:01:17] 但我搞得好美丽

[00:01:18] 听听呢首歌仔

[00:01:20] 只CD好鬼抵

[00:01:32] 我话学校就系

[00:01:33] 就系生死战场

[00:01:35] 想要出奇制胜

[00:01:36] 唔想战死沙场

[00:01:38] 见到个Friend俾人窝

[00:01:39] 系咪隔岸观火

[00:01:40] 校长巡房查书包

[00:01:42] 一招金蝉脱壳

[00:01:43] 调虎离山抛砖引玉

[00:01:45] 瞒天过海暗渡陈仓

[00:01:46] 数中有术术中有数

[00:01:47] 阴阳变理防不胜防

[00:01:49] 谂下计谂下计

[00:01:50] 食脑冠军边个系

[00:01:51] 你级数这么低

[00:01:52] 你跟我冇得挥

[00:01:54] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:01:55] 没法看清真与伪

[00:01:57] 果边个位哥仔

[00:01:58] 有笋野俾你睇

[00:01:59] 谂下计谂下计

[00:02:01] 学下拍拖点作弊

[00:02:02] 应该声东击西

[00:02:03] 手机永不开启

[00:02:05] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:02:06] 但我搞得好美丽

[00:02:08] 听听呢首歌仔

[00:02:09] 只CD好鬼抵

[00:02:24] 谂下计谂下计

[00:02:25] 食脑冠军边个系

[00:02:27] 你级数这么低

[00:02:28] 你跟我冇得挥

[00:02:29] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:02:31] 没法看清真与伪

[00:02:32] 果边个位哥仔

[00:02:33] 有笋野俾你睇

[00:02:35] 谂下计谂下计

[00:02:36] 学下拍拖点作弊

[00:02:38] 应该声东击西

[00:02:39] 手机永不开启

[00:02:40] 呃下鬼搞下鬼

[00:02:42] 但我搞得好美丽

[00:02:43] 听听呢首歌仔

[00:02:44] 只CD好鬼抵