《Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere(Demo Vocal Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere (Demo Vocal Version) (In the Style of Cledus T. Judd) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok)

[00:00:04] Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

[00:00:08] Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas Eve

[00:00:12] Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa

[00:00:15] But after suing John Deere I believe

[00:00:20] He'd been a guzzlin' old Jack Daniels

[00:00:24] And smokin' that wacky weed

[00:00:27] Shhh ah

[00:00:28] He mixed it with his medication

[00:00:31] And run off with some bleach blonde named Bernice

[00:00:34] Oh oi

[00:00:36] When we found him Christmas mornin'

[00:00:40] We thought he had a heart attack oh

[00:00:44] But he had tar prints on his forehead

[00:00:47] And incriminatin' hickies on his neck

[00:00:50] Holding what

[00:00:51] Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

[00:00:55] Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve

[00:00:59] Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa

[00:01:03] But after suing John Deere I believe

[00:01:07] Now we're all ashamed of Grandpa

[00:01:11] He took grandma's death too well

[00:01:15] Started watchin' porno movies

[00:01:18] And engaging in phone sex with cousin Belle

[00:01:23] It's a better Christmas without grandpa

[00:01:27] Last year in church he mooned the choir

[00:01:31] At first we thought it was Alzheimer's

[00:01:33] La la la la la

[00:01:34] But looking back we realized he was wired

[00:01:38] Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

[00:01:42] Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve

[00:01:46] Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa

[00:01:50] But after suing John Deere I believe

[00:01:55] Yeah I filed myself a lawsuit

[00:01:58] And they awarded me two mil

[00:02:01] Yeah I reached

[00:02:02] You know Grandpa didn't leave me nothin'

[00:02:06] But thanks to that old John Deere he got killed

[00:02:08] Ohh

[00:02:10] Funny all my friends and neigh bras

[00:02:14] Turned up on the grand jury

[00:02:17] Ha ha

[00:02:18] I bribed 'em just like Johnny Cochran

[00:02:22] Did when they set O J Simpson free

[00:02:24] Guilty

[00:02:26] Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

[00:02:29] Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve

[00:02:33] Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa

[00:02:37] But after suing John Deere I believe

[00:02:41] Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

[00:02:45] Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve

[00:02:49] Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa

[00:02:53] But after suing John Deere I believe