《Bruce’s Philosophers Song(Karaoke Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Bruce's Philosophers Song (Karaoke Version) - Ameritz Digital Karaoke (Ameritz数字卡拉OK)

[00:00:01] Immanuel Kant was a real puissant

[00:00:02] Who was very rarely stable

[00:00:05] Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar

[00:00:07] Who could think you under the table

[00:00:09] David Hume could out consume

[00:00:11] Schopenhauer and Hegel

[00:00:13] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

[00:00:14] Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

[00:00:17] There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya

[00:00:19] About the raising of the wrist

[00:00:22] Socrates himself was permanently pissed

[00:00:27] John Stuart Mill of his own free will

[00:00:29] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

[00:00:32] Plato they say could stick it away

[00:00:33] Half a crate of whiskey every day

[00:00:35] Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

[00:00:37] Hobbes was fond of his dram

[00:00:39] And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart

[00:00:40] ＂I drink therefore I am＂

[00:00:43] Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed

[00:00:48] A lovely little thinker

[00:00:48] But a bugger when he's pissed

[00:00:52] Immanuel Kant was a real puissant

[00:00:53] Who was very rarely stable

[00:00:56] Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar

[00:00:58] Who could think you under the table

[00:01:00] David Hume could out consume

[00:01:01] Schopenhauer and Hegel

[00:01:04] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

[00:01:06] Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

[00:01:08] There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya

[00:01:10] About the raising of the wrist

[00:01:13] Socrates himself was permanently pissed

[00:01:18] John Stuart Mill of his own free will

[00:01:20] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

[00:01:23] Plato they say could stick it away

[00:01:24] Half a crate of whiskey every day

[00:01:26] Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

[00:01:28] Hobbes was fond of his dram

[00:01:30] And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart

[00:01:32] ＂I drink therefore I am＂

[00:01:34] Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed

[00:01:39] A lovely little thinker

[00:01:40] But a bugger when he's pissed