《Paddy Mcginty’s Goat》歌词

[00:00:00] Paddy Mcginty's Goat - Jive Bunny

[00:00:01] Mister Patrick McGinty an Irishman of note

[00:00:06] Came into a fortune so bought himself a goat

[00:00:09] Said he "Sure

[00:00:10] Of goat's milk I mean to have my fill "

[00:00:12] But when he got his Nanny home

[00:00:14] He found it was a Bill

[00:00:16] And now all the ladies who live in Killaloo

[00:00:19] Are all wearing bustles like

[00:00:20] Their mothers used to do

[00:00:22] They each wear a bolster beneath the petticoat

[00:00:25] And leave the rest to Providence

[00:00:27] And Paddy McGinty's goat

[00:00:31] Missis Burke to her daughter said

[00:00:34] Listen Mary Jane

[00:00:35] Now who was the man you were

[00:00:37] Cuddling in the lane

[00:00:38] He'd long wiry whiskers all hanging from his chin "

[00:00:41] "Twas only Pat McGinty's goat "

[00:00:43] She answer'd with a grin

[00:00:45] Then she went away from the village in disgrace

[00:00:47] She came back with powder

[00:00:49] And paint upon her face

[00:00:51] She'd rings on her fingers

[00:00:52] And she wore a sable coat

[00:00:54] You bet your life they never

[00:00:55] Came from Paddy McGinty's goat

[00:01:00] Little Norah McCarthy the knot was going to tie

[00:01:03] She washed all her trousseau

[00:01:05] And hung it out to dry

[00:01:07] Then up came the goat

[00:01:08] And he saw the bits of white:

[00:01:10] He chewed up all her falderals

[00:01:12] And on her wedding night:

[00:01:13] "Oh turn out the gas quick "

[00:01:15] She shouted out to Pat

[00:01:16] For though l'm your bride

[00:01:18] Sure l'm not worth looking at

[00:01:20] I'd got two of ev'rything

[00:01:21] I told you when I wrote

[00:01:23] But now I've one of nothing

[00:01:24] All thro' Paddy McGinty's goat '

[00:01:29] Mickey Riley he went to the races t'other day

[00:01:32] He won twenty dollars and shouted

[00:01:34] "Hip Hooray "

[00:01:35] He held up the note shouting "Look what I've got "

[00:01:39] The goat came up and grabbed at it

[00:01:41] And swallowed all the lot

[00:01:42] "He's eaten my banknote " said Mickey

[00:01:44] With the hump

[00:01:45] They ran for the doctor

[00:01:46] He brought a stomach pump

[00:01:48] He pumped and he pumped for that

[00:01:50] Twenty dollar note

[00:01:52] But all he got was ninepence out of

[00:01:53] Paddy McGinty's goat

[00:01:58] Now old Paddy's Goat had a wonderous appetite

[00:02:01] And one day for breakfast he ate some dynamite

[00:02:04] A whole box of matches he swallowed all serene

[00:02:08] And then he went

[00:02:08] And gobbled up a quart of paraffin

[00:02:11] He sat by the fireside he didn't give a hang

[00:02:14] Swallowed a spark and exploded

[00:02:15] And exploded with a bang

[00:02:18] SO if you go to heaven you can

[00:02:22] Bet a dollar note

[00:02:26] That the Angel with the whiskers

[00:02:28] On is Paddy McGinty's Goat