《The Twelve Pains Of Christmas(LP版)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (LP版) - Bob Rivers (鲍伯·瑞福斯)

[00:00:00] Written by：amero, rivers, silva ...

[00:00:04] The first thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:00:07] Is finding a christmas tree

[00:00:11] The second thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:00:15] Rigging up the lights

[00:00:17] And finding a christmas tree

[00:00:21] The third thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:00:25] Hangovers

[00:00:26] Rigging up the lights

[00:00:28] And finding a christmas tree

[00:00:31] The fourth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:00:35] Sending christmas cards

[00:00:36] Hangovers

[00:00:38] Rigging up the lights

[00:00:40] And finding a christmas tree

[00:00:44] The fifth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:00:47] Five months of bills

[00:00:51] Sending christmas cards

[00:00:52] Hangovers

[00:00:54] Rigging up the lights

[00:00:55] And finding a christmas tree

[00:00:59] The sixth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:01:03] Facing my in-laws

[00:01:05] Five months of bills

[00:01:08] Oh i hate those christmas cards

[00:01:10] Hangovers

[00:01:11] Rigging up these lights

[00:01:13] And finding a christmas tree

[00:01:17] The seventh thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:01:20] The salvation army

[00:01:22] Facing my in-laws

[00:01:23] Five months of bills

[00:01:27] Sending christmas cards

[00:01:28] Oh geez

[00:01:29] I'm tryin' to rig up these lights

[00:01:31] And finding a christmas tree

[00:01:35] The eighth thing at christmas that such a pain to me

[00:01:39] I wanna transformer for christmas

[00:01:41] Charities

[00:01:42] And whataya mean your in-laws

[00:01:44] Five months of bills

[00:01:47] Oh making out these cards

[00:01:49] Honey get me a beer huh

[00:01:50] What we have no extension cords

[00:01:51] And finding a christmas tree

[00:01:55] The ninth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:01:59] Finding parking spaces

[00:02:01] Daddy i want some candy

[00:02:02] Donations

[00:02:03] Facing my in-laws

[00:02:05] Five months of bills

[00:02:08] Writing out those christmas cards

[00:02:10] Hangovers

[00:02:11] Now why the hell are they blinking

[00:02:13] And finding a christmas tree

[00:02:17] The tenth thing at christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:02:21] Batteries not included

[00:02:22] No parking spaces

[00:02:23] Buy me something'

[00:02:25] Get a job ya bum

[00:02:27] Oh facing my in-laws

[00:02:28] Five months of bills

[00:02:31] Yo-ho sending christmas cards

[00:02:33] Oh geez look at this

[00:02:34] One light goes out they all go out

[00:02:36] And finding a christmas tree

[00:02:39] The eleventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:02:43] Stale tv specials

[00:02:44] Batteries not included

[00:02:46] No parking spaces

[00:02:47] Dad i gotta go ta bathroom

[00:02:49] Charities

[00:02:50] She's a witchi hate her

[00:02:52] Five months of bills

[00:02:54] Oh i don't even know half these people

[00:02:57] Oh who's got the toilet paper huh

[00:02:58] Get a flashlighti blew a fuse

[00:03:00] And finding a christmas tree

[00:03:04] The twelfth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me

[00:03:08] Singing christmas carols

[00:03:09] Stale tv specials

[00:03:10] Batteries not included

[00:03:12] No parking

[00:03:12] Waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaah

[00:03:15] Charities

[00:03:16] Gotta make 'em dinner

[00:03:17] Five months of bills

[00:03:20] I'm not sendin' them this year that's it

[00:03:22] Shut up you

[00:03:23] Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights

[00:03:26] And finding a christmas tree