《扯白歌》歌词

[00:00:00] 扯白歌 - 何纪光

[00:00:09] 无事唱个扯白歌

[00:00:16] 风吹石头滚上坡

[00:00:25] 砍柴砍出鲤鱼蛋

[00:00:30] 耙田耙出野鸡窝

[00:00:40] 麻雀子窝里生猪崽

[00:00:45] 灯草上灶打破锅

[00:00:49] 对门山上獐咬狗

[00:00:54] 雄鸡公背起豺狗子走

[00:00:59] 后背园中菜吃羊

[00:01:02] 厨房的媳妇打家娘

[00:01:15] 唱似一桩又一桩

[00:01:23] 唱个蚱蜢子做县官

[00:01:31] 糯谷田里开衙门

[00:01:37] 蚂蚁子 衙役兵

[00:01:47] 癞头蛤蟆来打更

[00:01:51] 黄蜂蜜蜂助威风

[00:01:56] 派达老鼠管粮仓

[00:02:01] 派达臭虫管衣箱

[00:02:06] 眼镜蛇是武官

[00:02:10] 打屁虫是文官

[00:02:14] 笨屎甲催粮官

[00:02:19] 禾老虫是解差官

[00:02:25] 姨太太纺织娘

[00:02:28] 碰达蝴蝶来见官

[00:02:31] 告达蜘蛛把人伤

[00:02:33] 吓得那县官慌了张

[00:02:38] 何里告达我岳母娘

[00:02:49] 唱了一场又一场

[00:02:57] 唱个喜鹊做新娘

[00:03:06] 老蛙子做媒一张嘴

[00:03:11] 鹭鸶抬轿走得忙

[00:03:21] 新娘子有二十四

[00:03:26] 新郎公还穿开裆裤

[00:03:31] 堂屋里下轿拜祖宗

[00:03:35] 床底下拖出新郎公

[00:03:40] 三班鼓乐来喊礼

[00:03:45] 新郎公地下玩蚂蚁

[00:03:50] 晚上夫妻睡一订

[00:03:55] 新郎公还没得枕头长

[00:04:00] 半夜三更要奶尝

[00:04:02] 揭开那被子屙湿那床

[00:04:05] 扯起巴掌往下打

[00:04:08] 是你的堂客不是你娘不是你娘