《Sermon》歌词

[00:00:17] Ladies and gentleman welcome to the church of slack

[00:00:23] (Oh ah yeah you yeah you)

[00:00:27] I come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil

[00:00:32] (Oh ah yeah you yeah you)

[00:00:35] The clutches of sin (clutches of sin)

[00:00:39] And the devils and daemons lurking from within

[00:00:42] (Oh oh oh daemons lurking from within)

[00:00:46] Yes ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:49] I come before you today

[00:00:50] And I present you the world's first guilt free religion

[00:00:56] (Oh ah yeah you yeah you ha ha)

[00:01:01] That's right boys and girls

[00:01:03] No more waking up early on sunday morning

[00:01:05] It's all about believing in yourself (yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah)

[00:01:14] I said it's all about believing in yourself

[00:01:18] (Yeah oh oh yeah yeah yeah you door you door)

[00:01:25] I said it's all about believing in yourself (yeah yeah oh yeah yeah)

[00:01:32] Now listen up closely and listen to me

[00:01:35] And I'll make sure you live the rest of your life b******t free

[00:01:40] (Bullshit b******t b******t b******t bullshit)

[00:01:44] That's right ladies and gentlemen (bullshit)

[00:01:46] Everybody out there listen to me right now

[00:01:50] I want you to put your hand on the stereo (yeah yeah yeah)

[00:01:54] Put your hand on the speaker (oh yeah yeah)

[00:01:56] Not that speaker the other speaker

[00:01:58] Put your hand on the speaker (yeah yeah)

[00:02:01] I want you to put your hands in the air where I can see them (yeah)

[00:02:05] And I want you to repeat after me

[00:02:07] I am somebody (I am somebody)

[00:02:11] I said I am somebody (I said I am somebody)

[00:02:16] And I'm gonna believe in myself (and I'm gonna believe in myself)

[00:02:21] Because (because)

[00:02:23] I am somebody (I am somebody)

[00:02:28] And I'm gonna shake my ass