《The Bad Touch》歌词

[00:00:00] Ha-Ha Well now

[00:00:02] We call this the act of mating

[00:00:04] But there are several other

[00:00:06] Very important differences

[00:00:07] Between human beings and animals

[00:00:08] That you should know about

[00:00:41] Sweat baby sweat baby

[00:00:43] Sex is a Texas drought

[00:00:44] Me and you do the kind of stuff

[00:00:46] That only Prince would sing about

[00:00:48] So put your hands down my pants

[00:00:50] And I'll bet you'll feel nuts

[00:00:52] Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert

[00:00:54] And you're getting two thumbs up

[00:00:56] You've had enough of two-hand touch you

[00:00:58] Want it rough you're out of bounds

[00:01:00] I want you smothered want you

[00:01:02] Covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

[00:01:04] Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex

[00:01:06] Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

[00:01:07] To make me rise an hour early

[00:01:10] Just like Daylight Savings Time

[00:01:12] Do it now

[00:01:12] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:01:15] So let's do it like they do

[00:01:17] On the Discovery Channel

[00:01:20] You and me baby ain't nothin'but mammals

[00:01:23] So let's do it like they do the

[00:01:25] On Discovery Channel

[00:01:27] Gettin' horny now

[00:01:59] Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

[00:02:03] Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows

[00:02:06] Where we stuck it

[00:02:07] Hieroglyphics Let me be Pacific

[00:02:08] I wanna be down in your South Seas

[00:02:10] But I got this notion

[00:02:11] That the motion of your ocean means

[00:02:13] "Small Craft Advisory"

[00:02:14] So if I capsize on your thighs high tide

[00:02:16] B-5 you sunk my battleship

[00:02:17] Please turn me on

[00:02:19] I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

[00:02:22] So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"

[00:02:24] You'll Lovett just like Lyle

[00:02:26] And then we'll do it doggy style

[00:02:28] So we can both watch "X-Files"

[00:02:30] Do it now

[00:02:30] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:02:34] So let's do it like they do

[00:02:36] On the Discovery Channel

[00:02:38] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:02:41] So let's do it like they do

[00:02:43] On the Discovery Channel

[00:02:45] Gettin' horny now

[00:03:02] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:03:05] So let's do it like they do

[00:03:07] On the Discovery Channel

[00:03:09] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:03:12] So let's do it like they do

[00:03:15] On the Discovery Channel

[00:03:17] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:03:20] So let's do it like they do

[00:03:22] On the Discovery Channel

[00:03:25] You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

[00:03:28] So let's do it like they do

[00:03:30] On the Discovery Channel

[00:03:32] Gettin' horny now