《Criminal》歌词

[00:00:00] Criminal - Eminem

[00:00:03] A lot of people ask me

[00:00:07] Stupid f**kin questions

[00:00:10] A lot of people think that

[00:00:12] What I say on records

[00:00:14] Or what I talk about on a record

[00:00:16] That I actually do in real life

[00:00:18] Or that I believe in it

[00:00:22] Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that

[00:00:26] I'm actually gonna do it

[00:00:27] Or that I believe in it

[00:00:31] Well shit if you believe that

[00:00:34] Then I'll kill you

[00:00:37] You know why

[00:00:39] Cuz I'm a

[00:00:40] Criminal

[00:00:44] Criminal

[00:00:47] You God damn right

[00:00:49] I'm a criminal

[00:00:53] Yeah I'm a criminal

[00:00:58] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

[00:01:00] That'll stab you in the head

[00:01:02] Whether youre a fag or lez

[00:01:03] Or the homosex

[00:01:04] Hermaph or a trans-a-vest

[00:01:05] Pants or dress - hate fags

[00:01:06] The answers yes

[00:01:07] Homophobic

[00:01:08] Nah youre just heterophobic

[00:01:10] Starin at my jeans

[00:01:11] Watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh )

[00:01:12] Thats my motherf**kin balls

[00:01:13] Youd better let go of em

[00:01:14] They belong in my scrotum

[00:01:15] Youll never get hold of em

[00:01:17] Hey it's me versace

[00:01:18] Whoops somebody shot me

[00:01:19] And I was just checkin the mail

[00:01:21] Get it checkin the male

[00:01:22] How many records you expectin to sell

[00:01:23] After your second lp sends you directly to jail

[00:01:26] Cmon -- relax guy

[00:01:27] I like gay men

[00:01:29] Right ken give me an amen (aaa-men )

[00:01:31] Please lord this boy needs jesus

[00:01:33] Heal this child help us destroy these demons

[00:01:36] Oh and please send me a brand new car

[00:01:38] And a prostitute while my wifes sick in the hospital

[00:01:41] Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher

[00:01:43] You cant reach me my mom cant neither

[00:01:45] You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause

[00:01:47] I watch tv and comcast cable

[00:01:50] And you aint able to stop these thoughts

[00:01:52] You cant stop me from toppin these charts

[00:01:55] And you cant stop me from droppin each march

[00:01:57] With a brand new cd for these f**kin retards

[00:01:59] Duhhh and to think it's just little ol me

[00:02:02] Mr don't give a f**k still wont leave

[00:02:04] I'm a criminal

[00:02:05] Cuz every time I write a rhyme

[00:02:06] These people think it's a crime

[00:02:07] To tell em whats on my mind

[00:02:08] I guess I'm a criminal

[00:02:10] But I don't gotta say a word

[00:02:11] I just flip em the bird

[00:02:12] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one

[00:02:14] Cuz every time I write a rhyme

[00:02:15] These people think it's a crime

[00:02:16] To tell em whats on my mind

[00:02:17] I guess I'm a criminal

[00:02:18] But I don't gotta say a word

[00:02:20] I just flip em the bird

[00:02:21] And keep goin I dont take shit from no one

[00:02:23] My mother did drugs - tar

[00:02:25] Liquor cigarettes and speed

[00:02:26] The baby came out - disfigured

[00:02:27] Ligaments indeed

[00:02:27] It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

[00:02:30] Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[00:02:32] Im a criminal - an animal caged who turned crazed

[00:02:34] But how the f**k you sposed to grow up when you werent raised

[00:02:37] So as I got older and I got a lot taller

[00:02:39] My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

[00:02:41] I drink malt liquor to f**k you up quicker

[00:02:43] Than youd wanna f**k me up for sayin the word

[00:02:46] My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral

[00:02:48] Sex in his oval office on top of his desk

[00:02:51] Off of his own employee

[00:02:52] Now dont ignore me you wont avoid me

[00:02:53] You cant miss me Im white blonde-haired

[00:02:55] And my nose is pointy

[00:02:56] Im the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

[00:02:58] In plane crashes and laughs

[00:02:59] As long as it aint happened to him

[00:03:01] Slim shady Im as crazy as em

[00:03:02] Inem and kim combined - kch the maniacs in

[00:03:05] Replacin the doctor cause dre couldnt make it today

[00:03:07] Hes a little under the weather so Im takin his place

[00:03:10] (mm-mm-mmm ) oh thats dre with an ak to his face

[00:03:12] Dont make me kill him too

[00:03:14] And spray his brains all over the place

[00:03:15] I told you dre

[00:03:16] You shouldve kept that thang put away

[00:03:17] I guess thatll teach you not to let me play with it eh

[00:03:19] Im a criminal

[00:03:23] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker

[00:03:26] Get the motherf**kin money and get the f**k up outta there

[00:03:29] (em) aight

[00:03:29] Ill be right here waitin on you

[00:03:31] (em) aight

[00:03:32] Yo em

[00:03:32] (em) what

[00:03:33] Dont kill nobody this time

[00:03:34] (em) awwright God damn f**k

[00:03:41] (whistling) how you doin

[00:03:42] (teller) hi how can I help you

[00:03:44] (eminem) yeah I need to make a withdrawl

[00:03:45] (teller) okay

[00:03:46] (eminem) put the f**kin money in the bag bitch

[00:03:47] And I wont kill you

[00:03:49] (teller) what oh my god dont kill me

[00:03:51] (eminem) I'm not gonna kill you bitch quit lookin around

[00:03:53] (teller) don't kill me please don't kill me

[00:03:56] (eminem) I said I'm not gonna f**kin kill you

[00:03:57] Hurry the f**k up thank you

[00:03:58] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

[00:04:00] So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it

[00:04:02] So Ill be disguised in it

[00:04:03] And if anybody identifies the guy in it

[00:04:04] I'll hide for five minutes

[00:04:06] Come back shoot the eyewitness

[00:04:08] Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

[00:04:11] Die bitches bastards brats pets

[00:04:13] This puppys lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

[00:04:15] If I ever gave a f**k Id shave my nuts

[00:04:17] Tuck my dick inbetween my legs and cluck

[00:04:19] You motherf**kin chickens aint brave enough

[00:04:22] To say the stuff I say so this tape is shut

[00:04:24] Shit half the shit I say I just make it up

[00:04:27] To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass

[00:04:29] And if its not a rapper that I make it as

[00:04:32] I ma be a f**kin rapist in a jason mask