《Krongu Green Slime》歌词

[00:00:00] Krongu Green Slime - Jeffrey Lewis

[00:00:01] Written by：Jeffrey Lewis

[00:00:16] Before the land before time there was a time before land

[00:00:24] When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand

[00:00:31] Yes Krongu green sludge was the most popular item

[00:00:39] There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em

[00:00:46] Bought and sold by the platter green slime by Krongu

[00:00:53] It was the most popular matter it was the most popular hue

[00:01:01] It was from sea to sea it was from dawn to dark

[00:01:07] It had thoroughly cornered all of the market

[00:01:17] All other colors were in absentia back in BC ten zillion

[00:01:23] There was no puce or magenta or chartreuse or cerulean

[00:01:31] No red yellow or blue well to put it properly

[00:01:37] There was green slime by Krongu it was a total monopoly

[00:01:46] If you'd bought stock in there oh for a while it would have sky rocketed

[00:01:53] It would have been mucho deniro that you would have stood to have pocketed

[00:02:01] But if you missed out on that ship then you have my sympathies kid

[00:02:08] Cos Krongu's value dipped as those slimy seas did

[00:02:15] And land started to pop up in dribs and drabs at a time

[00:02:23] And creatures started to hop up from the oceans of slime

[00:02:30] Krongu's grip started slipping with this slew of innovations

[00:02:38] There was now competition from some new corporations

[00:02:45] There were so many style and it all seemed so nice

[00:02:53] These miles of aisles of life's merchandise

[00:03:00] Some tiny some giant some could chirp some could buzz

[00:03:07] Rebellious or compliant with scales feathers or fuzz

[00:03:14] Some were stupid as turnips some were lowly as corals

[00:03:22] Some had high minded concepts dreams and ideas and morals

[00:03:29] Some were fanged some were toothless some were sweet some were salty

[00:03:37] They were popular but useless they were pretty but faulty

[00:03:44] Yes I guess I got fleeced I got baited and hooked

[00:03:52] By each dream and each beast that didn't work as good as it looked

[00:03:59] 'Cos each one crapped out and broke built to last forget it

[00:04:07] Get a refund that's a joke you can't even exchange for store credit

[00:04:14] Someone do some muck raking an expose a news tip off

[00:04:22] This whole store is a heartbreaking fraudulent rip off

[00:04:29] Forget friends family dreams hearts trees birds dogs snakes

[00:04:37] Forget you forget me it's just cheap stuff that breaks

[00:04:44] And in the land after time and the time after land

[00:04:52] They'll just roll out the slime in the most trusted brand

[00:04:59] When push comes to shove it'll be Krongu no dismissals no disbarments

[00:05:05] No more tears no more love no more crew of disposable varmints

[00:05:14] 'Cos before the land before time there was a time before land

[00:05:21] When the world was just slime and Krongu was the brand

[00:05:29] Yes Krongu green sludge was the popular item

[00:05:37] There might have been better sludges but no one ever tried 'em