《That Boy Could Dance》歌词

[00:00:00] That Boy Could Dance - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:14] We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek

[00:00:16] He was a dumb-lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak

[00:00:20] He never used to hang around with the guys

[00:00:22] He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies

[00:00:26] He wasn't much to look at

[00:00:28] He never was very bright

[00:00:31] But at least there was one thing that he could do all right

[00:00:36] That boy could dance

[00:00:42] That boy could dance

[00:00:48] He was kind of a jerk

[00:00:50] He was kind of a bore

[00:00:51] But the women would scream when he walked in the door

[00:00:54] 'Cause one thing I could tell you for sure

[00:00:57] That boy could dance

[00:01:04] Picking teams he would always be last

[00:01:06] He couldn't run very far

[00:01:07] He couldn't think very fast

[00:01:09] If he was on your side you'd always lose

[00:01:12] The guy had a problem even tying his shoes

[00:01:15] He never passed his drivers test

[00:01:18] He was always afraid of cars

[00:01:21] And he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars

[00:01:25] But that boy could dance

[00:01:32] That boy could dance

[00:01:38] Well his hair was a mess

[00:01:39] And his clothes didn't fit

[00:01:41] He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit

[00:01:45] But you gotta admit

[00:01:47] Boy that boy could dance

[00:02:15] Now that boy is much older

[00:02:17] He's got his own dance studio

[00:02:20] He's got a teeny bopper fan club

[00:02:23] Yeah he's got his own tv show

[00:02:26] Now he owns half of Montana

[00:02:29] They all call him Diamond Jim

[00:02:32] And you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him

[00:02:37] 'Cause that boy could dance

[00:02:43] That boy could dance

[00:02:49] That boy could dance

[00:02:52] 'Cause that boy could dance

[00:02:54] That boy could dance dance

[00:02:57] 'Cause that boy could dance

[00:03:00] That boy could dance

[00:03:04] 'Cause that boy could dance

[00:03:06] That boy could dance

[00:03:10] 'Cause that boy could dance