《Surreal》歌词

[00:00:00] Surreal - Willie Wisely

[00:00:11] Guilty from the womb you were torn

[00:00:15] They kept you ill equipped and uninformed

[00:00:19] Delusion of those who proffer scorn

[00:00:23] Upon the hunchbacks hunchbacks

[00:00:28] And Hindemith paints a brass parade

[00:00:33] As locksmith's tumblers turn cascade

[00:00:38] And the piano tuner stashes all the loot

[00:00:41] It's a suit of loot

[00:00:44] You're surreal

[00:00:46] You're surreal

[00:00:48] Far too cerebral enhanced appeal

[00:00:58] You were never much for ironic twists

[00:01:02] The way the nuns swat at your wrist

[00:01:07] While sophists pray you get their gist

[00:01:11] Is that bad for you is that bad for you

[00:01:15] Well the purse snatch went according to plan

[00:01:20] The victim himself was a masked man

[00:01:25] And everybody laughs who was not them

[00:01:29] Quoting stats on Satchel Page

[00:01:31] Quoting stats on Satchel Page

[00:01:34] You're surreal

[00:01:36] You're surreal

[00:01:38] Far too cerebral

[00:01:40] For mass appeal

[00:01:48] Judging by the sudden loss of blood

[00:01:52] While sleeping on your rooftop house floods

[00:01:57] I built this house to float in pairs of two

[00:02:01] That's a hint for you that's a hint for you

[00:02:05] Whoa and losers play that old time riverboat theme

[00:02:10] As bix blows the ecumenical reveille

[00:02:15] And from city hall comes the wire that said simply boo

[00:02:20] Here comes the judge here comes the judge judge judge to judge

[00:02:24] You're surreal

[00:02:26] You're surreal

[00:02:28] Far too cerebral

[00:02:31] For mass appeal

[00:02:38] Well I think by now you know how leftists rage

[00:02:43] The sans culottes submit their great complaint

[00:02:47] And complacent you say the wrong is now right

[00:02:51] It's a freight train night it's a freight train night

[00:02:56] Oh and all the wrong dudes take their bows

[00:03:01] Stolen from those who actually push the plows

[00:03:06] A father dreams his son will settle his scores

[00:03:10] Come on home from war come on home from war ya'll

[00:03:14] You're surreal

[00:03:17] You're surreal

[00:03:19] Far too cerebral

[00:03:21] For mass appeal

[00:03:29] And deep inside you covet turbaned dream

[00:03:33] With windows soaped saying close for remodeling

[00:03:38] And all the well wishers wish well upon you

[00:03:42] Oh the derring do it's a derring do

[00:03:47] What once was a shear face of rock

[00:03:51] Is now a dress shop's parking lot

[00:03:56] And everything that was vertical is so blase

[00:04:00] When do we animate we animate

[00:04:05] You're surreal

[00:04:07] You're surreal

[00:04:09] Far too cerebral

[00:04:12] For mass appeal

[00:04:23] Hurricane Betsy takes an orthodox hue

[00:04:28] As souza fires a picaloed solo flute

[00:04:33] And every one of those rascally Kaiser krauts

[00:04:37] Should run like hell should run like hell

[00:04:42] Oh and Wizard takes a headless form

[00:04:46] While dealing strip poker in the girl's dorm

[00:04:51] While head mistress peaks below the keyhole prone

[00:04:55] In shock and awe she amazed surmised

[00:04:59] You're surreal

[00:05:02] You're surreal

[00:05:04] Far too cerebral

[00:05:06] For mass appeal

[00:05:14] And Dali paints a ghastly night

[00:05:19] Ghostly by accounts of those men who write

[00:05:23] Imagine what we'd do if no one knew

[00:05:27] What's red is read what's red is read

[00:05:32] So often I've been called the leather clad dad

[00:05:37] Ridiculed by those who ought to forget

[00:05:41] Well for once wearing my moustache as a hat

[00:05:45] It sounded good but felt much better

[00:05:50] You're surreal

[00:05:53] You're surreal

[00:05:55] Far too cerebral

[00:05:57] For mass appeal

[00:06:05] And Enoch light sequesters the light brigade

[00:06:09] So docents can now lower the pencil cage

[00:06:14] And all the folly of paris string band foam

[00:06:18] It's made of glue Peter it's made of glue

[00:06:22] So into the fray we gaily gadfly leap

[00:06:27] With a single pair of tweezers to clog the leak

[00:06:32] Coyly placing every eyebrow ever plucked

[00:06:36] On the BBQ on the BBQ hell

[00:06:41] You're surreal

[00:06:43] You're surreal

[00:06:45] Far too cerebral

[00:06:47] For mass appeal

[00:06:55] I'd like to thank the forerunners fomenting yeoman's grief

[00:06:59] Admit he cannot help everyone in need

[00:07:04] The fat is his own ignoble steed

[00:07:08] That's a trick for you that's a trick for you

[00:07:13] As the penny post cards demands a raise in pay cash

[00:07:18] While Cleopatra straightens up her asp

[00:07:22] My girlfriend's toupee pipes up relax

[00:07:27] A pair of cockatoos pair of cockatoos

[00:07:31] You're surreal

[00:07:34] You're surreal

[00:07:36] Far too cerebral

[00:07:38] For mass appeal

[00:08:14] Igniting coarse comeuppance conch shells sing

[00:08:18] Of thee I do the velocoraptor screams

[00:08:23] And all the iceberg lettuce you could husk

[00:08:27] Is now a mask for you is now a mask for you

[00:08:31] Oh the rooster quits his day job weather vanes

[00:08:36] Adoring plums that sit upon the counterpane

[00:08:41] Into the sea is thrown compressed propane

[00:08:46] That's tea overboard boys tea overboard

[00:08:49] You're surreal

[00:08:52] You're surreal

[00:08:54] Far too cerebral

[00:08:56] For mass appeal

[00:09:56] The bandstands play a sound heretofore unknown

[00:10:00] As Macbeth's favorite play swordfish trombone

[00:10:05] And everyone worth knowing becomes a clone

[00:10:09] Turn off your phones did you turn off your cell phones

[00:10:14] Well the manufacturers rep sings violent night

[00:10:19] Hello she chirps you look like the silent type

[00:10:24] And suddenly an eggshell cracks on your head

[00:10:28] You hear it moan fly on home

[00:10:32] You're surreal

[00:10:35] Far too surreal

[00:10:37] Far too cerebral

[00:10:39] I like my girls real

[00:10:42] Ho Chi Mien says lady that's a wrap

[00:10:47] As every pro and con takes a victory lap

[00:10:51] Reminding us all for things we lack

[00:10:55] That's apocryphal wit for you your thoughts subdued

[00:11:00] Oh the Beatles reunite for one last jam

[00:11:05] And it stinks but we love it cause it's them

[00:11:10] And his wife sends a postcard from Siam

[00:11:14] That's so untrue that's so untrue

[00:11:19] You're surreal

[00:11:21] You're surreal

[00:11:24] Far too cerebral

[00:11:26] For mass appeal

[00:11:29] Magnificent corpse hogs oxygen room

[00:11:33] And rises from the chair as Claire de Lune

[00:11:38] The salad forks go outside of the spoon

[00:11:42] Where were you born where were you born

[00:11:48] Crunching rocks became a parlor game

[00:11:52] Of every well mandibled chap with two first names

[00:11:57] The philatelic exhibit forecasts rain

[00:12:01] Stamps stick together stamps stick together

[00:12:05] That's surreal

[00:12:08] That's surreal

[00:12:10] Far too cerebral

[00:12:12] For mass appeal

[00:12:24] So I said chewing gum says he'll break the picket line

[00:12:29] While bruiser fills his fists with copper coins

[00:12:34] And baby coddle fish all you could eat

[00:12:38] Is cooked in bleach cooked in bleach

[00:12:44] Beehivers prone to misbehave

[00:12:48] Discover all there siblings lost in caves

[00:12:52] But telephone lines crawl up the walls

[00:12:57] It's Minnesota in fall that's right cuz

[00:13:02] You're surreal

[00:13:04] You're surreal

[00:13:06] Far too cerebral

[00:13:08] For mass appeal

[00:13:11] Atop the canyon appears a golden cask

[00:13:16] As Cindy tells her editors we've been attacked

[00:13:21] And moaning widows rake the fury peak

[00:13:25] In hiccup speak hiccup speak

[00:13:29] And all the while a ragged rainbow tell

[00:13:35] Saran wrap filled with aloe gel

[00:13:39] Squirting which begat the horseman's saddle sore swell

[00:13:44] It's the name of dog what's the name of that dog

[00:13:48] Cuz he's surreal Doug

[00:13:51] You're too surreal Doug

[00:13:53] Far too cerebral

[00:13:55] For mass appeal

[00:13:58] There's never been a philosopher named Doug

[00:14:03] Alright hold tight

[00:14:04] Raisin puckers up to kiss the bride

[00:14:08] But a rancher has his birdie strung too tight

[00:14:12] And there's no here getting out alive

[00:14:17] That's what Jim says yeah

[00:14:20] Upside down the cushion looked so clean

[00:14:23] But right side up the chair became a guillotine

[00:14:26] Yeah and every head he's had the pleasure to know

[00:14:31] Just let it roll baby jellyroll

[00:14:36] You're surreal

[00:14:38] You're surreal

[00:14:41] You're surreal

[00:14:43] For mass appeal

[00:14:51] Get back on it get back on it

[00:15:26] A fortnight came smarty pants since was wed

[00:15:31] And nothings quite been the same ever since you left

[00:15:36] Since when did ebb and tide stop up the flow

[00:15:41] And cause the flu and cause the flu

[00:15:46] And as circumstance would have it there we part

[00:15:51] You drove away your europena buggy cart

[00:15:56] With your head bloviating performance art

[00:16:00] I'm done with you I'm done with you cuz

[00:16:03] You're surreal

[00:16:05] You're surreal

[00:16:07] Far too cerebral

[00:16:10] For mass appeal

[00:16:13] The see through nighty you've bought and always loved

[00:16:17] Grew a butler's pantry and tonsil gloves

[00:16:21] For wearing once per year in my parade

[00:16:25] For no one else and no one was saved

[00:16:31] Prairie reclamation you purport

[00:16:35] Will bring all the queens ship safely to port

[00:16:40] And instinct never wore on you too well

[00:16:44] It all peels off it all peels off cuz

[00:16:48] You're surreal

[00:16:51] You're surreal

[00:16:53] Far too cerebral

[00:16:55] For mass appeal

[00:16:58] Inside our hearts we always knew what's true

[00:17:03] Rarely thought did we let it guide what we'd do

[00:17:08] But life is noting you'd pretend to ever control

[00:17:12] Check my bank account check the bank account

[00:17:16] Well from the Poconos to Des Moines we tore the land

[00:17:22] And rock-n-roll was young ya'll be d**ned

[00:17:26] But we were four and yeah four were we

[00:17:30] Hey guys it's a symphony it's a symphony

[00:17:35] You're surreal

[00:17:38] You're surreal

[00:17:40] Far too cerebral

[00:17:42] For mass appeal

[00:18:14] Jelly smeared across the pizza pie

[00:18:19] What 3 year old ordered this and why

[00:18:23] For to be passed on all through out the land

[00:18:27] Don't pinch my gland don't pinch my gland

[00:18:33] Lester frowns his hair till he escapes

[00:18:38] Then falls on his own shovel mending drapes

[00:18:43] While turkeys call it a spokesmen to you

[00:18:47] Forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue

[00:19:00] It's Kwanza dance

[00:19:41] Lothario comes before the panel's judge

[00:19:46] It's not to late to parry tart and lunge

[00:19:50] And just because it tickled when you cough

[00:19:54] You can fake your death hey fake your death

[00:19:59] And Jones writes for Harpers Bazarr Digest

[00:20:04] Dangling gorgeous lies off his chest

[00:20:09] A mobile memorially military consequence

[00:20:13] Trumps murder now trumps murder now

[00:20:18] That's surreal

[00:20:20] That's surreal

[00:20:22] Far too cerebral

[00:20:24] For mass appeal

[00:20:27] The ruffian combs a five foot pompadour

[00:20:32] Conscribe the whole affair to stevedores

[00:20:37] Who rules the drainage pipes where you lived

[00:20:41] Give proper flow give proper flow

[00:20:46] And underground the lonesome jailbird sings

[00:20:50] In comes another thief dressed in chains

[00:20:55] And all the untrue I'm an innocent man

[00:21:00] Yes I am yes I am

[00:21:05] You're surreal

[00:21:07] Far too surreal

[00:21:09] I like my girls real

[00:21:12] For mass appeal

[00:21:15] I want to hear Greg where's Greg

[00:22:04] Wash your hands and hide a broken heart shade

[00:22:08] Ammonia guarantees a cocktails made

[00:22:12] When the fuzz broke in and busted up the door

[00:22:16] You're flat on the floor flat on the floor

[00:22:22] Cancer might become what gets you in the end

[00:22:26] Or the end may pass you by taken for a friend

[00:22:31] Well there's no guessing yet which diver has the bens

[00:22:35] Just make it up just make it up

[00:22:40] You're surreal

[00:22:43] Far too surreal

[00:22:45] Far too cerebral

[00:22:47] For mass appeal

[00:22:50] The stranger Italian straightens up his suit

[00:22:54] We actually heard dirty words say poof

[00:22:59] Madame he was always a thunderous roar

[00:23:03] Now his throat is sore now his throat is sore

[00:23:09] Chinese herbs say no cure won't count you

[00:23:13] From Saigon to Pyongyang they spoke the truth

[00:23:17] Monsoon loves a deep sea scroll

[00:23:22] They cheer for you they cheer for you cuz

[00:23:27] You're surreal

[00:23:29] You're surreal

[00:23:31] Far too cerebral

[00:23:34] For mass appeal

[00:23:36] One more what happened to the trombone

[00:23:42] What happened to the trombone Albert

[00:23:45] He's got a cleft palette

[00:23:54] Willa Beatrice sure looks sad

[00:23:58] The paint job on her rocket ship turned out drab

[00:24:03] Mortified Chaucer goes ribald

[00:24:07] It's a free for all it's a free for all

[00:24:11] And Gunter Grass has a booth down at the mall

[00:24:17] An attic full of reds and alcohol

[00:24:21] And Ayn Rand with her collection of shrunken heads

[00:24:26] Motionless motionless motionless one more time

[00:24:33] You're surreal

[00:24:36] You're surreal

[00:24:38] Far too cerebral

[00:24:40] For mass appeal