《The Bug Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Bug Song (错误的歌) - Stompin' Tom Connors

[00:00:01] Written by：T.C. Connors

[00:00:05] Now when the good old holidays roll around

[00:00:07] I'm the kind of a guy that likes to be found

[00:00:10] Just taking it easy and laying around doing nothing

[00:00:15] But I take my chair and sit on the lawn

[00:00:17] And just when all my cares are gone

[00:00:19] About a million bugs start carryin on and I'm cussin

[00:00:24] Some caterpillar from up some tree decides as far as he can see

[00:00:29] There's nothin to do but to fall on me the damn worm

[00:00:34] And a dirty old fly just makin it clear

[00:00:36] That he ain't had a bath for over a year

[00:00:38] So he's takin one now in my glass of beer to lose germs

[00:00:43] Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

[00:00:48] I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

[00:00:52] And that would be the end of the bug song

[00:00:57] That would be the end of the bug song

[00:01:02] Well I try to sleep when I get the chance

[00:01:04] But you just can't trust them cursed ants

[00:01:06] They're never satisfied till they're in your pants and you're crawlin

[00:01:11] With a spider web right across the face

[00:01:13] I'm lookin around for a better place

[00:01:16] Till a couple of hornets take up the chase and I'm howlin

[00:01:20] Well I head for the house and I hold my breath

[00:01:23] Till I find some stuff in the medicine chest

[00:01:25] For the welts I got on the spot you guessed where I'm sittin

[00:01:29] And the wife gets mad cause I forgot

[00:01:32] To get stuff for the fleas our kitten caught

[00:01:34] Off some old dog on the neighbours lot and she's rippin

[00:01:39] Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

[00:01:43] I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

[00:01:48] And that would be the end of the bug song

[00:01:53] That would be the end of the bug song

[00:01:57] Well I chased that moth from the middle drawer

[00:01:59] That chewed the clothes I useta wore

[00:02:02] And I jammed my thumb on the bedroom door tryin to catch I'm

[00:02:06] And I'm sure the mosquitoes all know their skill

[00:02:09] Cause one pryed up my windowsill

[00:02:11] And he limped through the air with a broken drill and I'm scratchin

[00:02:16] You might think I'm a little bit rough

[00:02:18] Cause I don't take to that nature stuff

[00:02:20] But I think I've just about had enough of them bugs

[00:02:25] Now your backyard might be okay

[00:02:27] But I'm goin down to buy some spray

[00:02:29] Cause my little place is walkin away with them bugs

[00:02:34] Bugs bugs bugs if I had them all in jugs

[00:02:38] I'd dig dig dig till a big big hole was dug dug dug dug

[00:02:43] And that would be the end of the bug song

[00:02:48] That would be the end of the bug song

[00:02:52] I'm gonna dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig