《Lonesome Cowboy Nando》歌词

[00:00:01] Lonesome Cowboy Nando -Frank Zappa

[00:00:07] My name is Nando

[00:00:10] I'm a marine biologist

[00:00:15] All my friends

[00:00:18] They call me "Doh"

[00:00:21] Hi Doh

[00:00:23] All my family

[00:00:25] From someplace in this area

[00:00:29] And they complain if I talk about this horrible pizza

[00:00:34] During the show

[00:00:37] Come out here to Californy

[00:00:41] Just to find me some pretty girls

[00:00:44] Ones I seen gets me so horny

[00:00:48] Ruby lips 'n teeth like pearls

[00:00:51] Wanna love 'em all wanna love 'em dearly

[00:00:55] Wanna a jellyfish I'll even pay

[00:00:58] I'll buy 'em furs I'll buy 'em pizza

[00:01:02] I know they like me here's what I'll say:

[00:01:07] I'm lonesome cowboy Burt

[00:01:11] Speakin' atcha

[00:01:12] Won'tcha smell my fringe-y shirt

[00:01:16] Reekin' atcha

[00:01:17] My cowboy pants

[00:01:20] My cowboy dance

[00:01:23] My bold advance

[00:01:25] On this here waitress

[00:01:37] He's lonesome cowboy Burt A-Ha

[00:01:42] Don'tcha get his feelings hurt

[00:01:47] Come on in this place

[00:01:50] An' I'll buy you a taste

[00:01:53] You can sit on my face

[00:01:55] Where's my waitress

[00:02:04] Burtram Burtram redneck

[00:02:09] Burtram Burtram redneck

[00:02:14] I'm an awful nice guy

[00:02:16] Worked all day in the sun

[00:02:19] I'm a roofer by trade

[00:02:20] Quite a bundle I've made

[00:02:21] I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun

[00:02:24] He's a unionized roofin' old son of a gun

[00:02:30] "Darling I crazy go nuts when I hear this

[00:02:32] You know what I'm sayin' "

[00:02:40] When I get off I get plastered

[00:02:50] I swim till I fall on the jellyfish

[00:03:01] Then I find me some academic kind of illustrator

[00:03:11] I describe the little dangling utensils on this thing

[00:03:15] And tell him to draw it up

[00:03:17] So it looks just like a brand new jellyfish

[00:03:22] (trying to follow along they sing some gibberish)

[00:03:23] "Take that Take that "

[00:03:32] I fuss an' I cuss and I keep on swimmin'

[00:03:42] Till my snorkel puffs up an' turns red

[00:03:53] I drool on my shorts

[00:03:58] I do some water sports

[00:04:03] Then I take the jellyfish back to my house

[00:04:07] And stick it in the bed "Sorta "

[00:04:13] "Whaddya do "

[00:04:14] Stick it again in the bed

[00:04:16] "That's right

[00:04:16] Stick it again in the bed

[00:04:19] Stick it again in the bed

[00:04:21] Stick it again in the bed

[00:04:24] Lonesome cowboy Burt

[00:04:27] Speakin' atcha

[00:04:28] Smell my fringe-y shirt

[00:04:30] Reekin' atcha

[00:04:31] My cowboy pants

[00:04:32] My cowboy dance

[00:04:34] My bold advance

[00:04:36] On this here waitress

[00:04:41] He's lonesome cowboy Burt Yee-ha

[00:04:49] Don'tcha get his feelings hurt

[00:04:56] Come on in this place

[00:04:59] An' I'll buy you a taste

[00:05:03] You can sit on my face

[00:05:06] Where's my waitress

[00:05:10] "Opal you hot little bitch "