《Seltzer Boy》歌词

[00:00:00] Seltzer boy

[00:00:00] Seltzer Boy - Allan Sherman

[00:00:11] Where are you hiding

[00:00:16] If you don't come right now

[00:00:21] I'm gon' tell you boss on you

[00:00:30] Oy

[00:00:36] Don't bring me water

[00:00:50] I rather have seltzer

[00:00:59] 'Cause water don't bubble

[00:01:06] And water don't fizz

[00:01:12] Water I hate it

[00:01:19] 'Cause it ain't carbonated

[00:01:25] But a glass of seltzer

[00:01:32] On the other hand is

[00:01:37] Don't bring me Pepsi

[00:01:44] Don't bring me a Kool-Aid

[00:01:50] Don't bring a malted

[00:01:56] And don't bring me champagne

[00:02:02] I'll tell you what boy

[00:02:08] Bring me one scotch and soda

[00:02:15] Then you'll take back the scotch boy

[00:02:21] And leave the 2 cents plain

[00:02:28] Seltzer boy

[00:02:35] When are you coming

[00:02:42] If don't bring that seltzer

[00:02:45] I'm gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you

[00:02:54] Seltzer boy

[00:03:12] That's better could you put in a little chocolate sauce