《Dodgin’ the Draft》歌词

[00:00:00] Dodgin' the Draft - Allan Sherman

[00:00:07] First you tell your draft board

[00:00:09] You're hooked on d**e

[00:00:11] You don't need the army

[00:00:12] Cause you've seen Bob Hope

[00:00:15] Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose

[00:00:18] Tell them your fiancee's name is Bruce

[00:00:21] When they ask about your schooling

[00:00:24] Then you say

[00:00:25] That you studied under Cassius Clay

[00:00:28] Then put some lipstick on

[00:00:30] When you're photographed

[00:00:32] And that's what I call dodging the draft

[00:00:40] Then you show the captain a note from mom

[00:00:43] Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb

[00:00:47] When he takes your family history

[00:00:49] State with pride

[00:00:51] Benedict Arnold was on my father's side

[00:00:54] He'll hand you an IQ test

[00:00:56] Just look at it with gloom

[00:00:58] Then fold it like an airplane

[00:01:00] And sail it across the room

[00:01:01] If they believe you don't know

[00:01:03] Your fore from your aft

[00:01:05] That's what I call

[00:01:07] Shirking your military responsibility

[00:01:13] Clump around the floor like your feet are flat

[00:01:16] When they ask about your hearing

[00:01:18] Just say how's that

[00:01:20] If the sergeant wants a cigarette

[00:01:22] Treat him right

[00:01:24] Set fire to your draft card

[00:01:25] And offer him a light

[00:01:27] When you see the eyechart

[00:01:29] Don't worry at all

[00:01:31] Say I'll be glad to read it

[00:01:33] Just point me at the wall

[00:01:34] And if the draft board acts in the usual way

[00:01:38] You'll be what I call one A